Baumgardner 

A bad ass guy who's heratige is German. He's strong as hell, attracts many ladies, and can sometimes have the temper of a pissed off Badger.

think of Mel Gibson and his hatchet in the patriot. "man he is one Baumgardner of a guy"

Baumgardner by Brett Baumgardner October 4, 2008

Felix Baumgardner 

The boy who jumped... and lived.

Felix Baumgardner jumped from the edge of space at 128,000 feet setting a new world record.

There's Felix the Cat and there's Felix who didn't Splat.

Felix Baumgardner by onehandcrabbing October 15, 2012

Baumgartner 

Baumgartner. Bums.
1) To be faint of heart and weak minded
2) A strong supporter of LGBT causes and groups
3)An erratic minded person. Someone who is borderline.

3) Inbred

Chuck: Hey guys. I had sex with my coked up niece.

Paul: your such a Baumgartner dude.

Falina: hey guys I like to do drugs and accuse people of things falsely

Jake: stop being such a Baumgartner

Chuck was baumgartnering in a new town, and all the townsfolk chattered about his deficient mental state.

Baumgartner by Leroy Brown the baddest man ar June 13, 2019

Baumgartner 

Pronounced Bum-gart-ner

Well known for those who have BGS or Baumgartner syndrome. It's a mental disorder that affects several Americans. It involves being a pansy, calling the cops on someone rather then facing them man to man.

Baumgartner is also associated with cowardice and incest.

Mental retardation of Baumgartner is characterized by the wide eyes/bug eyes.

That Baumgartner is a real loser

Look! That Baumgartner is calling the police again!

I gave that Baumgartner a hard look, and he peed himself and ran away.

Look! That retarded blond Baumgartner has sex with her retarded bald uncle and they do coke together!

Baumgartner by Leroy Brown the baddest man ar May 19, 2019

Daniel Mark Bumgarner 

The missing twin of speed racer, lightning fast and volcanically hot, often criticized for having good looks, makes you horny and makes your eyes pop!

A filipino-american born with the power of traveling faster than dust... but he's hot... AND HE'S A FILIPINO.

"Is that daniel mark bumgarner the hot karter? yes, I think he is. let's go meet him! maybe he can make babies wit' me fast!"

"daniel mark bumgarner is so delicious, even straight men turns to gay when they meet him."

Daniel Mark Bumgarner by Hot_tofu July 19, 2009

Baumgartner 

A kid who thinks he is really good at football but really isn't also can be very annoying.

Person 1: why does he think he's so good?!
Person 2: I know what a Baumgartner.

Baumgartner by Swagga_kid19 October 19, 2016

bumgarner 

BUMGARNER
verb, bumgarnered, bumgarning.

1. to dominate and destroy your opponent in a terrifyingly inhumane fashion

2. to deny someone their rightful, long-awaited prize by throwing a 95mph fastball at their face for 4 straight innings.

Related forms:
bumgarnator, the bumgarning, bumgarnerity, bumgarnable, bumgarnation, madbumgarnered.

"Brock Lesnar bumgarnered John Cena as per usual."
"Royals were ultimately bumgarnered 2-3 after a hard-fought battle against the all-evil San Francisco Giants."

bumgarner by greatjorge October 29, 2014