Burgard 

A tall sarcastic male who is very intelligent and likes kangaroo rats

"This fine man is a ravishing Burgard"

Burgard by PrincessShelbz December 17, 2014

burgard 

1. An extremely annoying entity who thinks they can 'beat the crap' out of people twice their size.
2. An overly gay person who thinks they make hilarious 'gay jokes' when in reality they are the only person laughing.
3. The scum of the earth.

"Wow that kid is such a burgard!"

burgard by Champz February 4, 2008

Ron Burgandy 

narration There was a time, a time before cable. When the local anchorman reigned supreme. When people believed everything they heard on TV. This was an age when only men were allowed to read the news. And in San Diego, one anchorman was more man then the rest. His name was Ron Burgundy. He was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo. In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls.

Ron Burgandy: (looking at his reflection in the mirror) Mmmmm... I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone... come and see how good I look.

Ron Burgandy by i lie pie July 4, 2006

burkard 

N

1. A large jolly character with a smile on his face and a twinkle in his eye.
2. A large fellow that can easily be confused with a teddy bear.

V (to burkard it)

1. To have an upbeat attitude, even in the bleakest of times.

1. After he won that prize at the carnival game, he looked like a burkard.

2. He burkarded it, even after he got the horrible, horrible news.

burkard by kazzzzzzzzzzzzz May 13, 2005

Ron Burgandy 

The BAlls
an man with a voice to sooth the savage beast, hair like a god, and suits so fine he makes sinatra look like a hobo.

Most of my freinds talk like Ron Burgandy because he is The Balls

Ron Burgandy by Colte May 2, 2005

burgadert 

really loud wet fart, this is the actual way to spell the sound a fart makes (berg-ah-dert)

(texting) I thought I mastered the art of the quiet fart, but in church this morning, BURGADERT!!!! LMAO! then.... another.. burgaderga-DERGAdert... that one was long. Blamed it on my mom. It was the best feeling in the world

burgadert by rainbow jones December 28, 2011

ron burgandy 

the best anchorman in the history of san deeyago, legendary and literate. Especially gifted in reading teleprompters

if I were Ron Burgandy I would say "hey everyone come look how good I look!" and people of every race, sex, and social class would swoon

ron burgandy by justagirl February 4, 2005