pene

1: Oh, hola amigo, tu tienes no pene!
2: I dont speak spanish
1: Thats good because right now you would want to kill me!
by Hizzo April 11, 2003
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by Wheto Ford April 11, 2003
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pene

A zangy combination of the words penis and peepee to describe a man's lovin' stick.
My girl licked nutella off my pene last night... I was sad i didn't get any nutella... but i did get off.
by touchmypene May 15, 2007
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A penis, something that I have.
I have an 11 inch penis... AROUND. well not *QUITE*...
by Sabian June 03, 2004
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penes

A plural of "penis", which, unlike what the top definition says, is only used in a scientific context.
Pronounced "peens".
Most penes are around 3 inches flaccid.
by anonym0u$e December 03, 2022
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The correct plural of penis which almost no-one knows about. Simple latin is beyond the average American.
"As they removed their pants, i got the feeling i was in a great redwood forest of penes, waving all around me."
by ColdFusion July 16, 2003
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