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Bullsquirt

That’s some real bullsquirt Shirley!
by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019
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blosquirt

The act of performing fellatio on a person afflicted with diarrhea.
Jesse asked, "So she gave you a blumpkin?"
Adam answered, "Blumpkin, no. I was full on liquid shit, it was a blosquirt."
Jesse replied, "She is a nasty bitch."
Adam stated, "She got some on her chin, that stuff was spraying out all pressurized. From both my dick and my ass. A regular squirt and spurt."
by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018
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bullsquid

Fictional creature found in the game Half-Life.

Two legged amphibian with either five or six tentacles located around the mouth on the front of its body, and a tail to counterbalance. The bullsquid is an amphibian with a gold color and a spotted pattern on its back. The tentacles are stained with blood.

Bullsquid are commonly found in Xen, and enjoy heavy radiation and moist areas. They like to eat something called a headcrab but will eat anything available.

Their large eyes on the sides of their body aren't very useful, but their scent is superb and they may have more methods to track which we have not picked up yet. They've been seen searching in the mud of shallow water, so they may have something called the ampullae of Lorenzini that is commonly found on sharks to detect magnetic fields of creatures in the sand. Bullsquid are highly territorial and attack any equal-sized or smaller interlopers to their territory, often including any other bullsquids.

A Bullsquid will bite, spin and whip you with their tail, or spit a lightweight acid ball over long distances from their mouth. Bullsquid do not have seperate sexes, and their reproductive abilities have not been displayed.
The quick foxy bullsquid jumped over the lazy headcrabbed guy.
by Tiki Man January 10, 2004
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Bullsquid

Another name for Bullchicken. Sometimes spelled as two different words. A fictional two-legged creature from the popular game Half-Life. They have 5 red tentacles surrounding its mouth and spots running down its back. The High definition model for the bullsquid has two spikes at the end of its tail, but the original has no spikes. If you get too close to one, it'll bite and toss you backwards. If you're not within biting range, it'll constantly spit acid at you. If you're near death, the bullchicken will finish you with a gibbing tail whip instead of biting you. Bullchickens are agressive, but also easy to kill. Bullchickens are amphibious creatures. They're also attracted to radiation and are often seen in radioactive waste pools. They feed on headcrabs. Also, if a bullsquid sees any gibs within its area, it may stop attacking and eat them. Bullchickens may attack each other if there's more than one in an area, possibly for food or for mating. They live in a place called Xen. Bullchickens may be vicious, but some may not attack humans, and may actually be more scared of them than humans are afraid of them. For example, when Gordon Freeman was accidentially teleported to Xen for the first time after the Resonance Cascade, he saw two bullchickens, but they did not attack him. Another reason for their agressiveness towards Humans is that being on Earth probably had them scared and confused, due to the fact that they haven't gotten used to their surroundings. It is speculated Eli Vance, one of the survivors of Half-Life, had lost his leg in a bullchicken attack.
Bullsquids are easily owned with a shotgun.
by OmegaXMK2 August 19, 2007
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bullshirt

a way of saying bullshit to your friend whilst you are baby sitting their sister’s kid. Or if you are twelve and believe it is too savage to ever breathe such monsterous words.
mandy: claire said to everyone that i slept with johnny. but i totally didn’t! ugh, i hate it when she spreads this bull-

nina: mandy the kid!

mandy: this.... bull... shirt! bullshirt. ugh i hate it.
by nonamesarefree October 25, 2018
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ButtSquirt

When you have diarrhea and go to pass gas but poo squirts out of your butt.
"Matthew what's that on your pants?"
"Oh that? I went to toot and diarrhea shot out."
"Oh man that's called a ButtSquirt"
by BunnyLumpsss June 4, 2016
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bullshirt

You meant to type Bullshit, didn't you. Tut. Tut. Tut. Tut.
Thats a load of Bullshirt man. FUCK
by Sammymmm1 March 7, 2022
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