blosquirt

The act of performing fellatio on a person afflicted with diarrhea.

Jesse asked, "So she gave you a blumpkin?"
Adam answered, "Blumpkin, no. I was full on liquid shit, it was a blosquirt."
Jesse replied, "She is a nasty bitch."
Adam stated, "She got some on her chin, that stuff was spraying out all pressurized. From both my dick and my ass. A regular squirt and spurt."

by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018

Bloquitas

Bloquitas is Jordan Knights version of calling his fans blockheads.

Ladies all over the world feel honored by this definition, even those lacking the Latin flare.

"Whenever Jordan Knight calls out to his Bloquitas, they surrender their credit cards for the chance to watch him eat Bacon and maybe drink some tea with his pinky up".

"Look at that Bloquita, thinking she has a chance with Jordan".

by Blood-sucker August 30, 2012

Brosquito

Pronounced as “Bro•Sketo”.
A “Brosquito” is someone who’s yo bro but you feel a little more love for him at that moment in time so you decide to call him something a little extra today, hence, “Brosquito”.

“Ay man, we’ve been friends for a while now and I just wanted to say that I really do appreciate you.... Brosquito“ -Bro

by Brosquito March 8, 2018

blomquist

A badass. Likes riding motor vehicles

Man that Blomquist is a badass

by Blomquist November 24, 2017

brosquito

a bro... an especially broish bro. the broest of all bros, bro.

bro: whazzap my brosquitos!!
bros: nothin much brosquito!

by madbuttery January 17, 2011

batsquirt

Bat dung; a term for breaking the balls of a friend

My god dude, you smell like batsquirt!

by Heckler1 February 15, 2006

Blogquistador

Cf. Conquistador (conqueror sp.), but in the context of a Weblog (blog) contracted to mean someone who dominates the thread of a weblog (blog) a.k.a "Blogquistador".

My status thread on Facebook last night was attacked by blogquistadores. They were trolling my comment threads.

by Sykodoc December 29, 2010