nonamesarefree's definitions

bullshirt

a way of saying bullshit to your friend whilst you are baby sitting their sister’s kid. Or if you are twelve and believe it is too savage to ever breathe such monsterous words.

mandy: claire said to everyone that i slept with johnny. but i totally didn’t! ugh, i hate it when she spreads this bull-

nina: mandy the kid!

mandy: this.... bull... shirt! bullshirt. ugh i hate it.

by nonamesarefree October 25, 2018

nfn

nude for nude

bob: heyy girl
brenda: hi
bob: nfn girl?
brenda: wtf does that mean
bob: look it up girl

~3 minutes later~

bob: (reading) you are now unable to message brenda as you have been blocked

by nonamesarefree January 30, 2019

oopsie poopsie

an exclamation made by legendary people when they realise that they have made a mistake. making a genuine mistake is a rare occasion for sayers of oopsie poopsie, therefore it is often used by these people sarcastically because they are hilarious. synonyms include mistake and gosh darn.

teacher: come here, katherine.
katherine: ok mom.

(blushes)

i mean, miss.
frank: lolllll katherine just made a big phat oopsie poopsie..

by nonamesarefree January 30, 2019

kierat

kierat is a beautiful girl who can never find her name on those rulers that everyone had when they were 9. she has lots of musical talent and a good fashion sense. she is kind and sensitive, and often worries too much. we love kierat. what a bae.

lucy: yay i found one with my name on!
jack: me too!
charlotte: so did i!
emma: there’s two rows for my name!
kierat: ~grr~

by nonamesarefree January 29, 2019