ButtSquirt

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When you have diarrhea and go to pass gas but poo squirts out of your butt.

"Matthew what's that on your pants?"
"Oh that? I went to toot and diarrhea shot out."
"Oh man that's called a ButtSquirt"

ButtSquirt by BunnyLumpsss June 4, 2016

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butt squirt

the shit that comes out your ass after having butt sex.

jp loves his own butt squirt.

butt squirt by ashleyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! August 1, 2008

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batsquirt

Bat dung; a term for breaking the balls of a friend

My god dude, you smell like batsquirt!

batsquirt by Heckler1 February 15, 2006

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Buttsquirrel

A person, mainly female gender, who likes to look at squirrels and coincidentally looks like a butt.

Girl that looks like a butt: Oooo, squirrels!!!

Guy: Dude, your a buttsquirrel...

Buttsquirrel by Big_josh84 September 4, 2011

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buttsquire

A person who thinks they know everything, but actually is very stupid. Usually appearing in fandoms, covens, chatrooms, and even classrooms. You often can't win an argument with a buttsquire.

Buttsquire: "did you know nightshade has medical properties and can cure aids?"
Person: "uh, I don't think that's correct-"
Buttsquire: "REEEEEE"

buttsquire by Sam248/sinister_cat248 May 7, 2020

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Bullsquirt

Bullshit but censored

That’s some real bullsquirt Shirley!

Bullsquirt by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019

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buttsquatch

A buttsquatch, a descriptive word for anything you need to call a buttsquatch. If buttsquatch applies to something then it is a buttsquatch.

Day in the life of a buttsquatch… I take my kids to school.

buttsquatch by anonymous March 8, 2024

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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