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Ballsquincher 

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"Ballsquincher is a 1992 Japanese Rodeo Power House Pusher for men to test the strength of their balls and when they come in contact with each other they will each have to squinch at their balls with their own piercing eyes, and which ever man blinks loses, and when they lose they will have to lose/deposit their left or right nutsack"
"I just lost my right nut due to the Ballsquincher challenge"

bullsquid 

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Fictional creature found in the game Half-Life.

Two legged amphibian with either five or six tentacles located around the mouth on the front of its body, and a tail to counterbalance. The bullsquid is an amphibian with a gold color and a spotted pattern on its back. The tentacles are stained with blood.

Bullsquid are commonly found in Xen, and enjoy heavy radiation and moist areas. They like to eat something called a headcrab but will eat anything available.

Their large eyes on the sides of their body aren't very useful, but their scent is superb and they may have more methods to track which we have not picked up yet. They've been seen searching in the mud of shallow water, so they may have something called the ampullae of Lorenzini that is commonly found on sharks to detect magnetic fields of creatures in the sand. Bullsquid are highly territorial and attack any equal-sized or smaller interlopers to their territory, often including any other bullsquids.

A Bullsquid will bite, spin and whip you with their tail, or spit a lightweight acid ball over long distances from their mouth. Bullsquid do not have seperate sexes, and their reproductive abilities have not been displayed.
The quick foxy bullsquid jumped over the lazy headcrabbed guy.
bullsquid by Tiki Man January 10, 2004

Bullsquid 

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Another name for Bullchicken. Sometimes spelled as two different words. A fictional two-legged creature from the popular game Half-Life. They have 5 red tentacles surrounding its mouth and spots running down its back. The High definition model for the bullsquid has two spikes at the end of its tail, but the original has no spikes. If you get too close to one, it'll bite and toss you backwards. If you're not within biting range, it'll constantly spit acid at you. If you're near death, the bullchicken will finish you with a gibbing tail whip instead of biting you. Bullchickens are agressive, but also easy to kill. Bullchickens are amphibious creatures. They're also attracted to radiation and are often seen in radioactive waste pools. They feed on headcrabs. Also, if a bullsquid sees any gibs within its area, it may stop attacking and eat them. Bullchickens may attack each other if there's more than one in an area, possibly for food or for mating. They live in a place called Xen. Bullchickens may be vicious, but some may not attack humans, and may actually be more scared of them than humans are afraid of them. For example, when Gordon Freeman was accidentially teleported to Xen for the first time after the Resonance Cascade, he saw two bullchickens, but they did not attack him. Another reason for their agressiveness towards Humans is that being on Earth probably had them scared and confused, due to the fact that they haven't gotten used to their surroundings. It is speculated Eli Vance, one of the survivors of Half-Life, had lost his leg in a bullchicken attack.
Bullsquids are easily owned with a shotgun.
Bullsquid by OmegaXMK2 August 19, 2007

bullsquid 

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a rare substitute for the word "bullshit."
One of the Wachovski brothers is getting a sex change? That's a load of bullsquid.

Bullsquirt 

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That’s some real bullsquirt Shirley!
Bullsquirt by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019

Bullsquatle 

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The act of squatling a bull. "Red Rocket" on a bull. (Bestiality)
"Ah shit, I stained my good shirt finishing up that bullsquatle!"

"The kinky whore enjoys bullsquatles. She downed a gallon of bull jizz last Tuesday!"

"Bullsquatling isn't recommended for blonds...choking hazard."
Bullsquatle by GM420 April 25, 2011
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

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SkyPesos 

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- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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Quiche Peanemis

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Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
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Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
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