Bullshevist 

Bullshevist is someone who adheres to the idealogy of Bullshevism, which is based on fakery and lies...or believes in Bullshitting himself (self brainwashing) and also others into being average in everything they do, say or think.

The bullshevist is convinced he's she's and we're all living in what Voltaire's Dr. Pangloss calls "the best of all possible worlds".
The Bullshevist is clever in concealing his or her true idealogical leanings..
He sees only progress, and advancement, and positive outcome in every human endeavor, whether it proves to be successful or not, or a futile folly. There's no room for improvement..
The Bullshevist can't distinguish between success and failure.
Because in his or her mind, we all must equalize everything or make all things egalitarian as the Bullshevist equates success with failure and vice versa.
There's no such thing as a "loser" for a Bullshevist..The world is only made up of winners. Thus we're all equally losers and winners..It's a "win win" situation for the Bullshevist..
Thus everything becomes a success and everyone is successful because failure, dissapointment, utter personal ruin doesn't exist for the Bullshevist.
Therefore taking risks, making an effort to perfect or master a skill is futile, because you can't lose in a world run and dominated by Bullshevism..

The Bullshevist couldn't admit to his own failure in life as all things are relative ..

Bullshevist by Michael Woodman March 25, 2019

Bullshitist 

A Bullshitist is a person who is so good at making up stories that you almost believe their lies. When they get real good it’s hard to tell which of their stories are made up and which is real.

A Bullshitist has mastered his story telling/lying in a way that makes you almost believe everything he says but never fully believe anything he says. He’s the guy who: hunts, has knowledge of guns and the military, has skydived, took karate classes at an older (odd) age, has fucked a girl from just about every country in the world, has degrees in philosophy, medicine, engineering and math, but just can’t seem to make friends.

He can’t figure out why people don’t like him. He feels he needs to be MORE IMPRESSIVE and make up bigger and better stories. He goes to social places and infiltrates a conversation on a topic he can lie well about to try to impress those people into being his friend. This usually ends with those people backing away from the Bullshitist because he’s creepy and has creepy knowledge of guns and claims he knows the best ways to kill someone while unarmed.

David: And then, just when the torturer was about to make his final move, I broke my chains, karate chopped his ass, blew up the entire military base then came back home and had a drink with the ladies... and THAT'S how I know that a good hit to the back of the head knocks someone out *convincing laugh*

Bill: Wow! You must teach me that sometime.

Kareem (whispering): Don't believe a word he says. David is a Bullshitist.

Bullshitist by numandine July 4, 2009

Red Bullshevik 

The act of shotgunning a vodka Red Bull.

Directions:
1) Cut a hole in a can of Red Bull, the same way you'd shotgun a beer
2) Pour out some of the Red Bull (into a cup, not to be wasted)
3) Pour in at least two shots of vodka
4) Gently swish the fluids side to side to mix up the vodka and Red Bull
5) Shotgun it
6) Enjoy a vodka red bull with the cup of red bull you now have on the side

Wow, apparently I was so drunk and over-caffeinated on Red Bullsheviks that I slapped an old lady last night.

Red Bullshevik by Man of Gold June 8, 2014

Bullshevik 

Something that is stated by a person or persons that is generally or wholly untrue; a lie; an example of nonsense, malarkey, hokum, bullshit, crap

(The phrase has been mockingly taken from the Marxist Bolshevik Party of Russia who founded the Soviet Union)

Bill's story of how he flew helicopters for the CIA is complete Bullshevik.

Bullshevik by filmdummy January 24, 2010

bullshivism 

dangit and bullshit in one

Yo can i borrow 5 bucks?
Friends dont let friends borrow.

bullshivism

bullshivism by Jelloisgood December 23, 2004

Bullshitist 

Someone who praise bullshit and the god Bullshiticus

"Damn, John says so much bullshit, he must be a bullshitist"

Bullshitist by Andrefrf November 15, 2014

bullshitistic 

Bullshitistic means full of bullshit and fiercely insistant upon the validity there of. Unreasonably wrong and sticking to it.

The fucking Democrats and their bullshitistic platform.

bullshitistic by Jim Inman September 2, 2006