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buffeteers

Slovenly morbidly-obese humanoids who frequently visit all-you-can-stuff-down-your-gullet restaurants while wearing stretch pants that don't have any choice and caps they haven't removed in decades, either staring at strangers while loudly chewing, and/or lurching heedlessly between tables with plates heaped with yet more food while ignoring the screams from their running, flailing offspring who are dropping food everywhere.
We can sit in the far corner, honey, as the hardcore buffeteers and their rugrats seem to be concentrated near the kitchen.
buffeteers by Georg Znaeym May 11, 2006
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buceteality 

The intimate embuce of a Gary and a Bucey

To fornicate, make love to, fuck, or buce a citizen of Garyfornia.
To achieve the ultimate orgaryasm one must embuce buceteality.

Gary: Busey, did you just commit buseteality?
Busey: Yes, Gary. It was the best orgaryasm I've ever had.
buceteality by Boctor Ducey December 12, 2010

Buffeter 

Pronounced buffet-ers.

The stereotypical fat people who are always at buffets.
Their arms look like cottage cheese, their thighs are bigger than an average man's head, etc.
The food is great....but the buffeters are making me lose my appetite!
Buffeter by Baiko September 27, 2012

Buffeteer 

A noun used to describe someone who enjoys or frequently attends buffets.
Lucy sure is a buffeteer, this is her fourth buffet this week!
Buffeteer by potpie88 April 6, 2010
Ben is a right Bufter
bufter by Skidz September 14, 2003
Buetey, is the short for beautiful It is more used in Australia.
buetey - you are a real beautey Nicole, i want to marry you!

- I dont want to marry you, i dont even know you well.
buetey by pablo bvs November 2, 2006
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