Slovenly morbidly-obese humanoids who frequently visit all-you-can-stuff-down-your-gullet restaurants while wearing stretch pants that don't have any choice and caps they haven't removed in decades, either staring at strangers while loudly chewing, and/or lurching heedlessly between tables with plates heaped with yet more food while ignoring the screams from their running, flailing offspring who are dropping food everywhere.
We can sit in the far corner, honey, as the hardcore buffeteers and their rugrats seem to be concentrated near the kitchen.
by Georg Znaeym May 1, 2006
Richard: ''I know at some point, in that car, while he's doing his run, he'll be saying Buffeting''
James: '' Buffeting! Buffeting!''
James: '' Buffeting! Buffeting!''
by darude-meme-storm February 26, 2018
Usually a long line of random foods that will make you want to taste everything. This will result in a very big stomach ache and/or the inability to stand up and walk around.
Maria: Man! Look at this buffet! There's so much food! I'll just taste a bit of everything.
Bob: Yeah, right! I bet you five bucks you'll need help getting out of your seat after you finish eating.
(Later)
Maria: Here's the five bucks, now can you help me?
Bob: Nope. (runs off with money)
Bob: Yeah, right! I bet you five bucks you'll need help getting out of your seat after you finish eating.
(Later)
Maria: Here's the five bucks, now can you help me?
Bob: Nope. (runs off with money)
by Iamsobored123 July 25, 2011
Pronounced buffet-ers.
The stereotypical fat people who are always at buffets.
Their arms look like cottage cheese, their thighs are bigger than an average man's head, etc.
The stereotypical fat people who are always at buffets.
Their arms look like cottage cheese, their thighs are bigger than an average man's head, etc.
by Baiko September 27, 2012
by brendogg June 26, 2006
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