A Buffete (pronounced buff - eh - t) means pertaining/relating/medicating to a flock of chars. A buffete is not changed if a cashier or a mediumist is added. If the buffete contains 1 yart or more than 50% non chars it becomes tainted and is now changed to a flock containing a char.
Person 1: Did you see that buffete walk by?!?!?
Person 2: ya the name and the chars involved made me so hungry I tried to get a taste.
Person 1: Lets just say the hog went for a swim and got a taste.
Person 2: *laughs* so what are you doing later tonight?
Person 1: My dongle is coming to town so Im just gonna hide under my roof
Person 2: your Whaaaaat????
Person 1: and a just daded a whoopie poo
Person. 2: A dog is just a regular woof cat
Person 2: ya the name and the chars involved made me so hungry I tried to get a taste.
Person 1: Lets just say the hog went for a swim and got a taste.
Person 2: *laughs* so what are you doing later tonight?
Person 1: My dongle is coming to town so Im just gonna hide under my roof
Person 2: your Whaaaaat????
Person 1: and a just daded a whoopie poo
Person. 2: A dog is just a regular woof cat
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Daryl: No, there was a lot of variety. It was a dick buffet.
Daryl: No, there was a lot of variety. It was a dick buffet.
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A grey-ish, uniformly textured "meat" found in most all-you-can-eat buffets. It is harvested from a genetically engineered animal with a cubic shape and little to no internal structure. It was created purely to decrease costs and its shape allows for efficient stacking. In order to increase "meat", scientists included no bones or organs in its structure. To account for this, the flesh is stiff enough to keep the animal's shape. As a result, all buffetalo has the texture of half processed rubber and the taste of an over salted slug.
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A grey-ish, uniformly textured "meat" found in most all-you-can-eat buffets. It is harvested from a genetically engineered animal with a cubic shape and little to no internal structure. It was created purely to decrease costs and its shape allows for efficient stacking. In order to increase "meat", scientists included no bones or organs in its structure. To account for this, the flesh is stiff enough to keep the animal's shape. As a result, all buffetalo has the texture of half processed rubber and the taste of an over salted slug.
Created by:
Lance-a-lot and Justinian the Wrong
1.
Guy1: "This steak is super tough!"
Guy2: "That's not steak, that's buffetalo."
Guy1: "Ugh... No wonder it tastes like that."
2.
Son: "Hey, have you tried the buffetalo? Its really good tonight!"
Dad: "Wow, you're right! It almost tastes like food!"
3.
At Housecity buffet:
Worker1: "We're almost out of buffetalo over here."
Worker2: "It's fine; I think we have some stacked up in the back."
Worker2: "Great!"
Guy1: "This steak is super tough!"
Guy2: "That's not steak, that's buffetalo."
Guy1: "Ugh... No wonder it tastes like that."
2.
Son: "Hey, have you tried the buffetalo? Its really good tonight!"
Dad: "Wow, you're right! It almost tastes like food!"
3.
At Housecity buffet:
Worker1: "We're almost out of buffetalo over here."
Worker2: "It's fine; I think we have some stacked up in the back."
Worker2: "Great!"
by Justinian the Wrong April 28, 2013
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Leaving the table(s) both empty as well as damaged, these people leave nothing but napkins in their wake and chill the soul of restauranters who offer 'all you can eat'.
Leaving the table(s) both empty as well as damaged, these people leave nothing but napkins in their wake and chill the soul of restauranters who offer 'all you can eat'.
Thomas: "Holy Spaghetti Monster, that person must be hungry! Look at her pile up her plate!"
Mr Sweden: "Oh yes, she's a true Buffet Slayer"
Thomas: *shrieks in fear*
Mr Sweden: *urinates self whilst frantically brushing crumbs from jumper*
Mr Sweden: "Oh yes, she's a true Buffet Slayer"
Thomas: *shrieks in fear*
Mr Sweden: *urinates self whilst frantically brushing crumbs from jumper*
by The Third Khaaal May 9, 2011
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Manager: "Hey, what do you think your doing?"
Customer: "Uhhh, nothing!"
Manager: "Yea, nothing?" "Now I want you to throw away that food that you hid in the napkins and your purse--you damn buffett bandit you!"
Customer: "Uhhh, nothing!"
Manager: "Yea, nothing?" "Now I want you to throw away that food that you hid in the napkins and your purse--you damn buffett bandit you!"
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James: '' Buffeting! Buffeting!''
James: '' Buffeting! Buffeting!''
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