Brumper

Brumper is a name for a couch or sofa usable only by old people, especially grandparents.

Synonyms:
Davenport; Chesterfield

"Oh Thomas, get of the brumper and come eat your breakfast"

by Matthew McMahon June 20, 2018

Belly Bumper

A belly bumper is a person who is unmotivated, lazy and/or lacks any sense of completion. A person who possesses this type of behavior can partake in said belly bumping activities.

A belly bump is also the clear act of two belly bumpers uniting!

That guy just belly bumped his way through work today!

Did you see those guys have an old fashioned belly bump.

He’s nothing but a belly bumper.

by Mowing Money January 3, 2020

Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bumper Pack

The complete discography of Biffy Clyro, including previously unreleased material, comes with some hefty condoms so you can be buttfucked or buttfuck someone whilst the albums play in the background, help me captain of, your crippled asshole.

Hey Dan, I've just bought the Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bumper Pack, so you better bend over and prepare to have your hole wrecked.

by AnonymousTrevor November 20, 2018

bumper bitch

A bumper bitch is the stupid ass mother fucker who gets in the smallest fender bender accident ever on the busiest street in existence, yet proceeds to leave the vehicle parked in the middle of the goddamn road in complete ignorance or in hopes of several thousand cars behind him slamming on their brakes trying to avoid a catastrophic pile-up.

I just got out of the ICU having broken my neck from rolling my mother fucking car while trying to avoid the goddamn bumper bitch hanging out in the middle of the freeway. Next time I see a bumper bitch, I'll slap that fucker's face from my driver's seat as he stares at me in bewilderment with his head through my windshield.

by Mad Mick! May 30, 2016

On yo' Bumper

West coast term described as someone aggressively pursuing someone for either confrontation or debts owed.

OK. You said you ain't want no smoke, but I see yo' ass is still woofin' on The 'Gram. So until you get these hands, I'm on yo' bumper, nigga!

by prettycoolPJ February 28, 2017

Bumpering

Grabing on to the bumper of a stopped car and then haveing them pull you along as they go. This is done only when the streets are ice or snow covered so that the bumperer can just slide along as the car goes.

It was snowing outside so my friend and I went bumpering.

by sfcjking March 13, 2011

Rubber Baby iPhone Bumper

2010 reference to Apple's response to Antennagate

Can you say Rubber Baby iPhone Bumper five times really fast?

by EStarr(z) August 6, 2010