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Bumpercar 

(verb) bump•er car When an enormously fat person tries to get around you in a crowded place, usually resulting in you being knocked back a few feet away by their huge love handles.
Karen: Joanie, did you see what just happened?
Joanie: Did some cuntbandit steal your drink again?
Karen: No! Some stupid fatass just bumpercarred me right into the garbage can.
Joanie: Did you spill your drink?
Karen: No.
Joanie: Oh, thank god.
Bumpercar by reg&rob June 14, 2011
Words you can keep

Bumpercar 

reverse motorboating; When a woman comes up behind someone and shakes her breasts against the back of that person's head... unexpected and possibly unwelcomed.
S: "I just saw something an now it's burned into my retina's"
E: "What is it?"
S: "That girl in the green shirt just went up to that girl who's sitting down and greeted her using the bumpercar technique."
Bumpercar by blahblahblah04 August 1, 2012

bumpercar 

steven you bumpercar
bumpercar by mike hunt August 19, 2003

Bumpercoat 

1) A winter game in which one person wearing a puffy coat forcibly bumps into another person wearing a puffy coat, triumphantly declaring, "Bumpercoat!" It is similar to bumper cars, but with humans and puffy coats.

2) When you're fucking a girl doggy-style, you pull out and skeet all over her ass, coating it with jizz.
I totally bumpercoated Eliot last night!
Bumpercoat by Jibily July 22, 2008

bumberarsed 

When you get taken advantage of
'What? You bought that car for $2000? I would say, as a mechanic, it's only worth $200. You totally got bumberarsed, man.'
bumberarsed by tomnado September 12, 2014

Bumpercopter 

The most awesome game ever. You get a helicopter in GTA4 with a star level of at least 3, and then use that helicopter to knock any other helicopter out of the sky.
WOAH! Martin is playing Bumpercopter! Such as awesome game!

Bumberclart 

Bumberclart means the same as rarsclart but has a more offensive meaning.
That puff is a (bumberclart)
Bumberclart by Big CHARVA May 17, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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