brownball

To walk into a bathroom and intentionally hang around to keep a shy person from shitting.

I can't go if someone else will hear it, I get totally brownballed.

by iFester May 26, 2005

brownball

When a man takes a shit and wipes forward (instead of backwards) and gets shit on his balls.

Something smells..FUCK! I think I have brownball...

by Yo Momma Sucks January 03, 2008

Brownballed

Any denial of toilet services when a bowel movement is eminent.

This can occur for any of the following reasons:
1. Bathroom stall is already occupied
2. Adjacent stall is occupied (only applies to shy B.M'rs)
3. Toilet is dirty
4. Bathroom being cleaned
5. Toilet paper empty

Brownballing CAN occur mid-session. For instance, if you're mid-way through a loaf, and someone walks into the adjacent stall and forces you to halt operations...you got Brownballed.

Note: this does not apply to SELF denial of toilet services (ie. constapation, phone calls, etc.)

"I totally had to take a dump, but when I went into the bathroom, some jackass was already in the stall! I had to leave! Totally got Brownballed!"

by comdygas April 20, 2006

Brownball

v. When a woman (or man) takes a shit, does not wipe, and then has anal sex using the excrement for lubrication resulting in brown, shit covered testicles.

I can't believe she let you brownball her, what a slut. That's the last time I set one of my friends up with my mom.

by Dr. Rosenpenis September 22, 2006

Alaskan Brownball

While in the midst of a snowball fight, one hides behind their snowfort, defecates, rolls the fecal matter into a ball, and throws it into the opponents face(s).

Johnny got hit in the face by an Alaskan brownball, and all the children laughed at him.

by Anonymous2135i020512 April 24, 2009

Urrutia brownball

When one dude wipes another dudes ass with his own balls

Adams balls were all shitty after he gave some dude the Urrutia brownball

by weenis hole September 14, 2009