Broture

To mature in order to become a bro.

Taylor could be our bro, but she needs to broture first.

by Loopydoopy February 13, 2010

broturday

Any Saturday spent chilling with your bros drinking beers. Can also include rites of passage, which may or may not entail enhanced interrogation etc. etc.

Adam: Dude what are we gonna do this Saturday?
Dave: We're gonna go get wasted at the bar dawg
Bogdan: I'm down
Dave: It'll be a total broturday

by ZBT4Lyfe May 4, 2012

Broturi

Brat bottoms with bite kinks

Person 1: I can’t believe three people in the broturi think they’re tops
Person 2: Seriously?!?! Nobody in there is a top

by Broturi-stan-account May 19, 2020

Borture

Torture by means of boredom

She made me watch those dinky flicks for like 5 hours straight-complete borture...

by DJ Hypostylus August 28, 2009

Brocure

The act of gaining alcohol or other illegal products with your bros through hey mistering, beer runs, or fake ids.

Bro, we need some more alcohol for this party. Let's brocure it at that corner store.

by Bigdippindgaf February 7, 2010

Brocurement

A portmanteau of "bro" and "procurement". This is the act of finding some bros when you want to chill.

Me and Josh were like "yo let's chill", so we decided to embark on the brocurement process.

by Bassmaster Zero May 17, 2011

broturi

a bunch of twilight hoes consisting of bottoms and fake tops willing to throw it back for marcus

the broturis are at it again

by miss-shoe May 19, 2020