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broturday 

Any Saturday spent chilling with your bros drinking beers. Can also include rites of passage, which may or may not entail enhanced interrogation etc. etc.
Adam: Dude what are we gonna do this Saturday?
Dave: We're gonna go get wasted at the bar dawg
Bogdan: I'm down
Dave: It'll be a total broturday
broturday by ZBT4Lyfe May 4, 2012
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Brat bottoms with bite kinks
Person 1: I can’t believe three people in the broturi think they’re tops
Person 2: Seriously?!?! Nobody in there is a top
She made me watch those dinky flicks for like 5 hours straight-complete borture...
Borture by DJ Hypostylus August 28, 2009
The act of gaining alcohol or other illegal products with your bros through hey mistering, beer runs, or fake ids.
Bro, we need some more alcohol for this party. Let's brocure it at that corner store.
Brocure by Bigdippindgaf February 7, 2010

Brocurement 

A portmanteau of "bro" and "procurement". This is the act of finding some bros when you want to chill.
Me and Josh were like "yo let's chill", so we decided to embark on the brocurement process.
a bunch of twilight hoes consisting of bottoms and fake tops willing to throw it back for marcus
the broturis are at it again
broturi by miss-shoe May 19, 2020
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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