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brotreat 

A retreat of bros. Where two or more bros go to bro out without any communication to their respective regular relationship. A time of bonding and relaxation.
Jonathan "Ay bro, is Dylan comin on our brotreat?"
Trace "Yeah man, he said he was"

*Dylan walks over*
Dylan "Man I know it's against the rules but, I gotta Skype my dog while I'm gone. I can't bear going a day without seeing my little princess"

Jonathan and Trace "Dude, weak"
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Brocreation 

When two straight dudes want to take their bromance to the next level.
Matt Damon and Ben Affleck. Bert and Ernie.

Brocreation: The Tandem Bicycle.
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Brocreate 

After a man and his bro’ take their bromance to the next level they brocreate - literally or metaphorically. Often times this leads to bromantic-complications when one bro’ meant it casually and the other was in it emotionally.
"Dude, Alex! Mario Lopez and I finally brocreated after a I popped a broner watching him move my fridge. It was so bromantic!"
Brocreate by M.A.C.E. & Associates February 27, 2009

brocreate 

verb, -ated, -ating

The act of sex between a bro and a bro ho (a.k.a. bro hoe), that results in the production, intentional or otherwise, of offspring. The bro and his ho need not be married, and typically are not. The act of sex may have been preceded by excessive consumption of cheap beer, or use of illegal substances. The bro's hat remains on his head during this act, as it does at all times.
"I was walking through the bro parking at the shopping center today, and I saw a bro and his ho trying to brocreate in the back of his bro truck. I barfed as soon as I realized what I was looking at."
brocreate by bycrom February 8, 2009

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026