Person 1: I can’t believe three people in the broturi think they’re tops
Person 2: Seriously?!?! Nobody in there is a top
Person 2: Seriously?!?! Nobody in there is a top
by Broturi-stan-account May 19, 2020
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Any Saturday spent chilling with your bros drinking beers. Can also include rites of passage, which may or may not entail enhanced interrogation etc. etc.
Adam: Dude what are we gonna do this Saturday?
Dave: We're gonna go get wasted at the bar dawg
Bogdan: I'm down
Dave: It'll be a total broturday
Dave: We're gonna go get wasted at the bar dawg
Bogdan: I'm down
Dave: It'll be a total broturday
by ZBT4Lyfe May 4, 2012
Get the broturday mug.Some one who is in to BMX bikes, brands such as No Fear and Fox, and wear Dickies shorts and other attire similair to a traditional bro. But they do not actually ride dirt bikes or have lifted trucks or things of this nature. So they basically take on the appearance of a bro they are just not a real one.
by Magic Smith December 5, 2011
Get the Brocurious mug.a longtime friendship that started off as a bromance but has started to grow stale & repetitive. either or both parties of the bromance have started to take the other for granted & will assume that the other will "always be there" even though you've done nothing but go to the movies, ordered food, played videogames or picked on each others faults & insecurities for the last few months. paranoia and jealousy may arise if either party starts courting a new possible match for bromance.
ryan and duncan's bromance lasted for about 8 years before it turned into a sort of brotrimony. last night the three of us were hanging out and all pat could do was critique duncan's inability to touch any public doorknobs or salt shakers. duncan was later asked me how he could have wasted nearly a decade with him & wondered if i wanted to hang out next tuesday which is typically their game night.
by notpip April 6, 2009
Get the brotrimony mug.When two dudes become friends again after having a dudevorce. They realize that their fight over the girl that they did fight over was a total bitch and so they forget about me, shake hands and become bro's again. Remember..bro before hoes baby. (No Homo)
Dude 1: Hey.
Dude 2: Hi.
Dude 1: That girl we fought over was a total bitch.
Dude 2: Your right. Lets get a brotrimony?
Dude 1: Definitely. Lets go.
Dude 2: Hi.
Dude 1: That girl we fought over was a total bitch.
Dude 2: Your right. Lets get a brotrimony?
Dude 1: Definitely. Lets go.
by Special Kavorkian April 28, 2009
Get the Brotrimony mug.The sublime and highly sought after status of being so bro that everyone idolizes you. This includes wearing V-necks, fist pumping, and getting girls.
One must never put a ho before a bro or will face suspension and/or possible expulsion from Brotorious.
Bros must drink excessive amounts and dance on any object possible (coffee tables, stoves, refrigerators, etc.)
To gain official Brotorious status one must go through "Bro-nitiation" which involves partying for a weekend with some Brotorious Bros in the "Bro-Dome" who will put you to the test and vote on if you have what it takes.
One must never put a ho before a bro or will face suspension and/or possible expulsion from Brotorious.
Bros must drink excessive amounts and dance on any object possible (coffee tables, stoves, refrigerators, etc.)
To gain official Brotorious status one must go through "Bro-nitiation" which involves partying for a weekend with some Brotorious Bros in the "Bro-Dome" who will put you to the test and vote on if you have what it takes.
Girl: "OMG did you see how fucking sexy those bros were."
Guy: "Yeah there so rad they have to be in Brotorious"
Bros: (in the background) "Bro-Bro-Bro-Brotorious!"
Guy: "Yeah there so rad they have to be in Brotorious"
Bros: (in the background) "Bro-Bro-Bro-Brotorious!"
by Brotorious Founding Fathers June 2, 2010
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