Brocurement 

A portmanteau of "bro" and "procurement". This is the act of finding some bros when you want to chill.

Me and Josh were like "yo let's chill", so we decided to embark on the brocurement process.

Brocurement by Bassmaster Zero May 17, 2011

Procurement 

A professional method to curing people.

I had a really bad flu. I called a procurement specialist. She cured my flu in a professional manner.

Procurement by silentthread November 19, 2010

Brotirement 

The point in a bro's life when he realizes he will never bro out the way he used to. This usually occurs sometime pre midlife crisis, and only the coolest bros can hold out longer. E.g. Joe Biden

Bro A: My boss won't stop bringing up Bro C (who lives downtown) and all the bro-ing out he must be doing.
Bro B: Vicariously living through other bros? Classic sign of onset brotirement.

Brotirement by Pleasenthanku February 22, 2017

Procurement dickhead

A person working in a procurement role with minimal relevant skills and qualifications, who add bureaucracy and pointless work to give the impression that their work adds value, and make life miserable and frustrating everyone in the organisation who needs to buy anything and any unlucky professional advisors who need to deal with them.

Gee, Michelle and Duane keep stuffing this up, they are such procurement dickheads.

Procurement dickhead by BigPastaBoiz November 23, 2024

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020