Brocurement 

A portmanteau of "bro" and "procurement". This is the act of finding some bros when you want to chill.

Me and Josh were like "yo let's chill", so we decided to embark on the brocurement process.

Brocurement by Bassmaster Zero May 17, 2011

Procurement 

A professional method to curing people.

I had a really bad flu. I called a procurement specialist. She cured my flu in a professional manner.

Procurement by silentthread November 19, 2010

Brotirement 

The point in a bro's life when he realizes he will never bro out the way he used to. This usually occurs sometime pre midlife crisis, and only the coolest bros can hold out longer. E.g. Joe Biden

Bro A: My boss won't stop bringing up Bro C (who lives downtown) and all the bro-ing out he must be doing.
Bro B: Vicariously living through other bros? Classic sign of onset brotirement.

Brotirement by Pleasenthanku February 22, 2017

Procurement dickhead

A person working in a procurement role with minimal relevant skills and qualifications, who add bureaucracy and pointless work to give the impression that their work adds value, and make life miserable and frustrating everyone in the organisation who needs to buy anything and any unlucky professional advisors who need to deal with them.

Gee, Michelle and Duane keep stuffing this up, they are such procurement dickheads.

Procurement dickhead by BigPastaBoiz November 23, 2024