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bortired 

when youโ€™re bored and tired and the same time
guy #1: iโ€™m so bored
guy #2: are you bored or bortired?
guy #1: hmmm Boretired
bortired by L ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ November 8, 2020
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Bortresting 

Interesting as fuck but don't try to explain it at a party.
Interesting but complex, reliant on dry technical details
"This show about OJ Simpson is really bortresting, you should check it out"
"Ok, tell me more?"
"Too bortresting to explain , just give the first episode a look and see what you think."
Bortresting by Alex Jay 111 June 23, 2016
To mature in order to become a bro.
Taylor could be our bro, but she needs to broture first.
Broture by Loopydoopy February 13, 2010

Bortucene 

โ€“verb (used with object)
1. to leave completely and finally; forsake utterly; desert: to bortucene one's farm; to bortucene your friends; to bortucene a sinking ship.
2. to give up; discontinue; withdraw from: to bortucene a research project; to bortucene hopes for a stage career.
3. to leave (a person, place, etc.) without intending to return: He bortucened his life in winnipeg.
4. to leave or run away with the intention of never returning.
Josh thought Ben was going to bortucene him until he showed up at his door.
Bortucene by jpk27 May 18, 2009

bortired 

A person who is both bored and tired and has to pee all the time but wonโ€™t go.
Iโ€™m so damn bortired .
bortired by Rubin.k May 10, 2018

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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