Borture

Torture by means of boredom

She made me watch those dinky flicks for like 5 hours straight-complete borture...

by DJ Hypostylus August 28, 2009

bortired

when you’re bored and tired and the same time

guy #1: i’m so bored
guy #2: are you bored or bortired?
guy #1: hmmm Boretired

by L 😜😜 November 8, 2020

Bortresting

Interesting as fuck but don't try to explain it at a party.
Interesting but complex, reliant on dry technical details

"This show about OJ Simpson is really bortresting, you should check it out"
"Ok, tell me more?"
"Too bortresting to explain , just give the first episode a look and see what you think."

by Alex Jay 111 June 23, 2016

Broture

To mature in order to become a bro.

Taylor could be our bro, but she needs to broture first.

by Loopydoopy February 13, 2010

Bortucene

–verb (used with object)
1. to leave completely and finally; forsake utterly; desert: to bortucene one's farm; to bortucene your friends; to bortucene a sinking ship.
2. to give up; discontinue; withdraw from: to bortucene a research project; to bortucene hopes for a stage career.
3. to leave (a person, place, etc.) without intending to return: He bortucened his life in winnipeg.
4. to leave or run away with the intention of never returning.

Josh thought Ben was going to bortucene him until he showed up at his door.

by jpk27 May 18, 2009

bortired

A person who is both bored and tired and has to pee all the time but won’t go.

I’m so damn bortired .

by Rubin.k May 10, 2018