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She made me watch those dinky flicks for like 5 hours straight-complete borture...
Borture by DJ Hypostylus August 28, 2009
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bortired 

when you’re bored and tired and the same time
guy #1: i’m so bored
guy #2: are you bored or bortired?
guy #1: hmmm Boretired
bortired by L 😜😜 November 8, 2020

Bortresting 

Interesting as fuck but don't try to explain it at a party.
Interesting but complex, reliant on dry technical details
"This show about OJ Simpson is really bortresting, you should check it out"
"Ok, tell me more?"
"Too bortresting to explain , just give the first episode a look and see what you think."
Bortresting by Alex Jay 111 June 23, 2016
To mature in order to become a bro.
Taylor could be our bro, but she needs to broture first.
Broture by Loopydoopy February 13, 2010

Bortucene 

–verb (used with object)
1. to leave completely and finally; forsake utterly; desert: to bortucene one's farm; to bortucene your friends; to bortucene a sinking ship.
2. to give up; discontinue; withdraw from: to bortucene a research project; to bortucene hopes for a stage career.
3. to leave (a person, place, etc.) without intending to return: He bortucened his life in winnipeg.
4. to leave or run away with the intention of never returning.
Josh thought Ben was going to bortucene him until he showed up at his door.
Bortucene by jpk27 May 18, 2009

bortired 

A person who is both bored and tired and has to pee all the time but won’t go.
I’m so damn bortired .
bortired by Rubin.k May 10, 2018
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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