Brotirement 

The point in a bro's life when he realizes he will never bro out the way he used to. This usually occurs sometime pre midlife crisis, and only the coolest bros can hold out longer. E.g. Joe Biden

Bro A: My boss won't stop bringing up Bro C (who lives downtown) and all the bro-ing out he must be doing.
Bro B: Vicariously living through other bros? Classic sign of onset brotirement.

Brotirement by Pleasenthanku February 22, 2017

Brocurement 

A portmanteau of "bro" and "procurement". This is the act of finding some bros when you want to chill.

Me and Josh were like "yo let's chill", so we decided to embark on the brocurement process.

Brocurement by Bassmaster Zero May 17, 2011