Bronton 

A name for a boy who is handsome for some, ugly for others, very sweet, athletic, and stylish. He is a very good friend.

Girl 1: That Bronton dude is cute!
Girl 2: Ehh not really my type but he is a great friend!

Girl 1: true that bruh.

Bronton by ~swiggityswooty~ June 24, 2016

Tragic Bronson

The Word Tragic Bronson was made up by Shaq to make fun of JaVale McGee as he fails a fast break. Also to make fun of other big men who fail a fast break.

Tragic Bronson Alert I repeat Tragic Bronson Alert

Tragic Bronson by Taction December 17, 2017

Tragic Bronson

Tragic Bonson is a play on the name and player Earving "Magic" Johnson who is a famous basketball player and one of the greatest Point Guards of the Lakers back when they were a good team. A Tragic Bronson means a basketball player in the NBA is so bad at the game they can barely dribble the ball. It usually happens when a player has a fastbreak chance but is in shock of the current circumstance.

Tragic Bronson Alert! I repeat, Tragic Bronson Alert!

Tragic Bronson by xrazbry May 1, 2018

bontoneous 

A term commonly used by an individual who may be recognized in passing as a handsome young man, especially by Great Aunts and Grandmothers on Facebook posts which include job interview headshots, photos with girlfriends from formals, and really any post where they're smiling. This subset is comprised, generally, of brothers of Sigma Alpha Epsilon (they coined the term circa 2012, although they do not have exclusive rights of use) to denote a wild and fun time--imagine debauchery with less intercourse, although this need not necessarily be the case, especially if there's a Bolbi on the loose.

It is believed to be derived from a chant attributed to the fraternity, in which a line recites:

"Rah rah, bon ton, Sigma Alpha Epsilon!"

The subphrase "bon ton" has been extrapolated into bontoneous (adjective) and, to a lesser extent, bontoneity (noun).

Jacob: "Alright bois, I just finished my thesis, and I'm far too sober."
Woody: "Don't you worry, we've got a bontoneous time for you lined up back at the haus."

bontoneous by the thorax August 4, 2019

Brontochad 

The SECOND highest level of a chad, this is frickin amazing

Your dad is a Brontochad.

Brontochad by Geopbyte January 8, 2022

frosty bronson 

cold delicious beer.

I'm so fucking thirsty, I need a frosty bronson.

frosty bronson by yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 1, 2009

brontowhoreus

1. a really big slut;
2. a girl who is obvious about her promiscuity;
3. A girl who flaunts or brags about her sexual adventures.

After Nancy had sex with the entire high school football team, everyone knew she was a brontowhoreus.

brontowhoreus by toast455 July 2, 2005