Brofreshional

A master in the art of style and class. He understands that a man dresses for the job he wants, especially if that job is a twenty-something, billionaire yacht owner. This is the type of guy that wins his workplaces Best Dressed on Friday award just by showing up. He can even make working in IT look cool. He sprints up the corporate ladder like a track star and actually remembers the little guys when he gets to the top.

Isiah was dressed so brofreshionally today, he got a promotion and the secretarys number all in one meeting.

by Dan100Grand February 22, 2013

Brofessional

a professional bro. This is a person who excels in party related activity with a professional style. They are good at all things party: i.e. drinking, smoking, dancing, talking to the opposite sex, getting out of situations, etc.

We were down to one cup in our beerpong game and Brad just walked up, looked at the cup, and sank it in one shot. A true brofessional.

by The Hammer Bros May 29, 2008

Profreshional

1. One who makes it their profession to look, act, sound, and be fresh.

1. Dang brosef, look at Jahizzy Capizzy lookin' all fly with all those girls. That pimp is a true profreshional.

by cooooopsta March 26, 2009

Brofessional

Noun.
A brofessional is a dude who has devoted himelf fully to bro activities. Obviously this includes beer drinking, watching sports, playing videogames, listening to bro music, hitting on slutty girls.

However, what truly distinguishes the brofessional is that he, upon graduation, finds a job that encourages or accomodates this lifestyle.

For example: Investment Banker, Lacrosse Coach, Client Relations Management, Beer Company Representative, Admissions Officer, College Counselor, Vineyard Vines Employee, Physical Therapist.

"Bro, our lacrosse coach is a brofessional. Did you seem him inhale those beers during flip cup last night at ATO?"
"Yeah, dude. He was crushing everyone at Beer Pong too. I think he hooked up with that freshman whore, Maria. I can't believe he's 27."

by Luke Brolitz February 5, 2009

Brogressional Medal of Honor

Conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity at the risk of his reputation above and beyond the call of brotherhood while engaged in an action against any person anthetical to the universal ideals of brotherhood; while engaged in brotherhood operations involving an apparent or potential conflict with any anthtetical person (ie female).

Bro 1 -- Brah, Bill totally played it off cool. Greg would have been busted unless Bill covered for him and told the chick that he and Greg were "housemates" at Bill's sweet ass pussy casa.

Bro 2 -- Wow! He played along with it the whole weekend. Stayed in character? Let the chick stay over in his bedroom while he slept on the couch in his own home!?!?

Bro 1 -- Brah, I believe this act of valiantry is worthy of the Brogressional Medal of Honor! Did'nt even tell Greg's girlfriend... Strict adherence to the rules of brotherhood.

by NvRsAyDyE August 1, 2012

profreshional

A professional in their early twenties to early thirties, who has a distinctive edge on their game. Displaying an attitude of comprehension of one's field, with a young, fresh or hip twist that brings a new element to an old game.

"What do you think of that last interviewee? She was really profreshional!"

by Siiri December 25, 2008

Brofessional

The one bro in your group that is pro at everything

Your friend Steve the brofessional should play in the Brolypics.

by datdude111 August 16, 2011