A skateboarder who always has brand new gear (shoes, clothes, board, etc) and looks as though they are a sponcored pro. However, they are just close friends with a sponcored skater and obtain product by bumming it off said friend.
A brofeshional is easily identifiable by their fresh new gear contrasted by their clear lack of any skateboarding skills.
Brofeshionals are often close friends/roomates/filmers.
A brofeshional is easily identifiable by their fresh new gear contrasted by their clear lack of any skateboarding skills.
Brofeshionals are often close friends/roomates/filmers.
by T Cab December 12, 2006
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We were down to one cup in our beerpong game and Brad just walked up, looked at the cup, and sank it in one shot. A true brofessional.
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A brofessional is a dude who has devoted himelf fully to bro activities. Obviously this includes beer drinking, watching sports, playing videogames, listening to bro music, hitting on slutty girls.
However, what truly distinguishes the brofessional is that he, upon graduation, finds a job that encourages or accomodates this lifestyle.
For example: Investment Banker, Lacrosse Coach, Client Relations Management, Beer Company Representative, Admissions Officer, College Counselor, Vineyard Vines Employee, Physical Therapist.
A brofessional is a dude who has devoted himelf fully to bro activities. Obviously this includes beer drinking, watching sports, playing videogames, listening to bro music, hitting on slutty girls.
However, what truly distinguishes the brofessional is that he, upon graduation, finds a job that encourages or accomodates this lifestyle.
For example: Investment Banker, Lacrosse Coach, Client Relations Management, Beer Company Representative, Admissions Officer, College Counselor, Vineyard Vines Employee, Physical Therapist.
"Bro, our lacrosse coach is a brofessional. Did you seem him inhale those beers during flip cup last night at ATO?"
"Yeah, dude. He was crushing everyone at Beer Pong too. I think he hooked up with that freshman whore, Maria. I can't believe he's 27."
"Yeah, dude. He was crushing everyone at Beer Pong too. I think he hooked up with that freshman whore, Maria. I can't believe he's 27."
by Luke Brolitz February 5, 2009
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Isiah was dressed so brofreshionally today, he got a promotion and the secretarys number all in one meeting.
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