Brobulance 

Whenever a bro is in need of his bros in tight situations.

"Yo this grenade won't back off". "Here comes the Brobulance!"

Brobulance by CulinaryTard January 4, 2012

bambulance 

An emergency vehicle you call for when a motherfucking deer jumps out and hits your car.

caller: Who is this?
dispatcher: This is the ambulance emergency line, do you have an emergency?
c: I need a bambulance
d: Who is this?
c: Joe
d: Where do you need it
c: I'm in the motherfucking phone booth at the Stop 'N' Go

bambulance by Clarence K. Deerkiller November 29, 2003

brosurance

Selling the boning that is Obamacare to 20-somethings by packaging it as hip, slick and cool--like, sign up cuz it's something your bros would do, man!

Dude! Obamacare is, like, really cool and you should, like, totally sign up for it since it means you get free, like, everything... and that means you get to keep more money for beer and doing other bro-like things, man!! All the Bros are doing it, man!! Dude, it's not just, like, health insurance, man--it's Brosurance!! I mean, the gubment knows what they're doing, man!!

brosurance by TinglesShabaz October 31, 2013

Brolance 

Slang for a man's penis, but in a platonic bro-love sort of slang.

Also: A mage from tichondrius.

Bro, Was checking out your brolance in the shower, epic.
Highfives!

Brolance by Adustum December 8, 2010

bambulance 

What you call for when your drunk friend falls head-first into the urinal and needs stitches in his face.

"Dude, are you the bambulance boys? I fucked up my face! Mind if I smoke a bowl before we go?"

bambulance by Jimmy Jazz February 10, 2005

BORGulance

BORGulance is an ambulance utilized to medically transport students that have consumed WAY TOO much BORG.

28 ambulances, mmhhh, BORGulances, carried away intoxicated students at the Blarney Blowout. Thoughts and prayers are requested for these poor, unfortunate students.

BORGulance by Purplenado March 7, 2023