Brobulance

Whenever a bro is in need of his bros in tight situations.

"Yo this grenade won't back off". "Here comes the Brobulance!"

by CulinaryTard January 4, 2012

bambulance

An emergency vehicle you call for when a motherfucking deer jumps out and hits your car.

caller: Who is this?
dispatcher: This is the ambulance emergency line, do you have an emergency?
c: I need a bambulance
d: Who is this?
c: Joe
d: Where do you need it
c: I'm in the motherfucking phone booth at the Stop 'N' Go

by Clarence K. Deerkiller November 29, 2003

brosurance

Selling the boning that is Obamacare to 20-somethings by packaging it as hip, slick and cool--like, sign up cuz it's something your bros would do, man!

Dude! Obamacare is, like, really cool and you should, like, totally sign up for it since it means you get free, like, everything... and that means you get to keep more money for beer and doing other bro-like things, man!! All the Bros are doing it, man!! Dude, it's not just, like, health insurance, man--it's Brosurance!! I mean, the gubment knows what they're doing, man!!

by TinglesShabaz October 31, 2013

Brolance

Slang for a man's penis, but in a platonic bro-love sort of slang.

Also: A mage from tichondrius.

Bro, Was checking out your brolance in the shower, epic.
Highfives!

by Adustum December 8, 2010

bambulance

What you call for when your drunk friend falls head-first into the urinal and needs stitches in his face.

"Dude, are you the bambulance boys? I fucked up my face! Mind if I smoke a bowl before we go?"

by Jimmy Jazz February 10, 2005

BORGulance

BORGulance is an ambulance utilized to medically transport students that have consumed WAY TOO much BORG.

28 ambulances, mmhhh, BORGulances, carried away intoxicated students at the Blarney Blowout. Thoughts and prayers are requested for these poor, unfortunate students.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023