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brosurance

Selling the boning that is Obamacare to 20-somethings by packaging it as hip, slick and cool--like, sign up cuz it's something your bros would do, man!
Dude! Obamacare is, like, really cool and you should, like, totally sign up for it since it means you get free, like, everything... and that means you get to keep more money for beer and doing other bro-like things, man!! All the Bros are doing it, man!! Dude, it's not just, like, health insurance, man--it's Brosurance!! I mean, the gubment knows what they're doing, man!!
brosurance by TinglesShabaz October 31, 2013
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Brobulance 

Whenever a bro is in need of his bros in tight situations.
"Yo this grenade won't back off". "Here comes the Brobulance!"
Brobulance by CulinaryTard January 4, 2012
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brostance 

The climactic action shot or scene in a movie or comic where the characters pose in a dramatic way to show that they are ready to fight and got each other's backs.

Most common with two characters (such as in buddy action-comedies), can also be seen with ensembles (such as in The Avengers).
At first they were getting their asses handed to them, but when they hit the brostance, you knew shit was about to get real.
brostance by avian obscurities January 17, 2014

Brogrance 

Bro, this Brogrance is Brodacious!
Brogrance by B Bro August 23, 2011

brolerance 

The tolerance you have for your bros.
Man he hit my car, stole my girl, and lit a fart in my room. But we go back since elementary school so we're still friends. High level of brolerance.

Also, most groomsmen have a high level of brolerance as girlfriends can be bridezillas.
brolerance by parkca01 November 22, 2010