81 definitions by Purplenado

crooked clarinet

A crooked clarinet is an affectionate term for a crooked dick.

Please give me some of that sweet, sweet crooked clarinet! Ahhh! Ohhh! Yassss!

by Purplenado March 8, 2023

TikTok vaca

Sometimes being on TikTok has just gotten to be too much. Therefore, you need a TikTok vaca (vacation) or timeout for awhile.

I can’t deal with TikTok no damn more. I need a TikTok vaca.

by Purplenado March 5, 2023

cheese breath

So, cheese breath is a derogatory term describing the breath of a Wisconsin person, especially a Green Bay Packers’ fan.

FEMALE 1: GIRL! WTF is that rancid ass smell that is making me gag!

FEMALE 2: It’s cheese breath!

by Purplenado March 8, 2023

W. S. P.

So, W. S. P. means wide smelly pussy. It’s something you DO NOT want to have. EVER!

Is it a dumpster, a landfill, a sewer, an ob/gyn office?? No, it’s a W. S. P.

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

FM's BORG

FM's BORG contains the following ingredients: half a cup of water, Popov Vodka, Ronrico Silver Rum, Beefeater Gin, Sauza Gold Tequila, Peach Cisco, pumpkin beer (any brand), cup of moonshine soaked cherries, and a cup of sugar.

FM's BORG (FM stands for freaky man) is like a Long Island Ice Tea in a former water jug. BEWARE! Only make and drink if your tolerance is super high!

by Purplenado March 8, 2023

cuke poke

A cuke poke is when you give your highly slick love tunnel (vagina) a literal poke from a cucumber. Or, several pokes.

Today, I went to Publix and purchased the perfect cucumber. I could barely make it home. I slid the cucumber out of the thin, plastic bag and proceeded to give myself a WELL deserved cuke poke. Ahhhhh! Satisfaction, at long last.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Polly Darton

Polly Darton is an underground, experimental Electro - Country duo from Nashville, TN.

I have a private invitation to go to a jam session and listen to Polly Darton.

by Purplenado March 8, 2023