Bro-seiden

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The ultimate overlord of the Brocean and thusly, all bros. Whenever a new characteristic of bro-dom is added (ie. hats with pre-frayed brims, Jack Johnson, Natural Ice) it must first be cleared by Bro-seiden.

"Dude, isn't this Super-chill-lax Band awesome?!" - Bro #1
"I don't know bro, we better wait to hear from Bro-seiden." - Bro #2

Bro-seiden by iwah1989 August 8, 2010

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broseidon

A bro with such an epic love for Xbox 360s, Keystone Lights, Dane Cook, and just, y'know, keepin' it real that the amount of broticity in his brostream has endowed him with a supernatural degree of unfettered power--thus turning him into a God.

Not to be confused with Brosef Stalin, which although respectable, is considered a lesser rank than the Broseidon.

Yea, you will fear me, for you will soon know my awesome power. I am Broseidon, Lord of all the Brocean.

broseidon by Butterknife April 11, 2008

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Broseidon

God of the Brocean

Oh my gosh Billy, run for your life you just peed in the ocean and Broseidon is after you!

Broseidon by Tempermental666 June 21, 2010

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Broseiden

King of the Brocean.

Also:
Father of Brodysseus.

Whoa man, I thought MY dad hated me, then I read about Broseiden in Bromer's The Brodyssey.

Broseiden by Kev Dog Jones October 14, 2011

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brosiden

king of the brocean

what more is there to say?

brosiden, king of the brocean

brosiden by lulwut February 7, 2008

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The Trident, Spear of Brosiden

Duct-taping 3 Bro's Penises together and having all three charge at one orifice while singing "Under the Sea" from the popular Disney film The Little Mermaid because "Everythings better down where it's wetter."

Joey: We gave that Bitch The Trident, Spear of Brosiden. Bitches Love the Trident, Spear of Brosiden.

Devon: Everything's Better Down Where It's Wetter!

The Trident, Spear of Brosiden by SpankinNipples November 4, 2011

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Broseidon

Meaning the massive compilation of tool-like qualities leading to the over establishment of one's own bro-ness. These men are lord of all brosephs. A god in some circles of jersey shore wanna be's.

Noticed as the alpha male in a pack of brosephs. Can be used as a greeting, derogatory term, or as a compliment depending on the situation.

Phillip: wow, you see that enormous mob of tools?

Damon: yeah, it's obvious that the one with the wifebeater and hair gel is the Broseidon of the group.

Broseidon by ParalyzedGary April 17, 2010

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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