broseidon

A bro with such an epic love for Xbox 360s, Keystone Lights, Dane Cook, and just, y'know, keepin' it real that the amount of broticity in his brostream has endowed him with a supernatural degree of unfettered power--thus turning him into a God.

Not to be confused with Brosef Stalin, which although respectable, is considered a lesser rank than the Broseidon.

Yea, you will fear me, for you will soon know my awesome power. I am Broseidon, Lord of all the Brocean.

broseidon by Butterknife April 11, 2008

Broseidon

God of the Brocean

Oh my gosh Billy, run for your life you just peed in the ocean and Broseidon is after you!

Broseidon by Tempermental666 June 21, 2010

Broseidon

Meaning the massive compilation of tool-like qualities leading to the over establishment of one's own bro-ness. These men are lord of all brosephs. A god in some circles of jersey shore wanna be's.

Noticed as the alpha male in a pack of brosephs. Can be used as a greeting, derogatory term, or as a compliment depending on the situation.

Phillip: wow, you see that enormous mob of tools?

Damon: yeah, it's obvious that the one with the wifebeater and hair gel is the Broseidon of the group.

Broseidon by ParalyzedGary April 17, 2010

broseidon

The dick captain of a college swim team.

Don't fuck with broseidon; he'll drown you.

broseidon by brobi1kinobi March 1, 2011

Broshido 

An unspoken code of honor between men (bros) in relation to dating/sleeping with women. A man of Broshido lives by a concept to serve and do no wrong to his male friends and family, even at the cost of his own happiness. There are no written rules, rather, it is a concept based on personal virtue and humility.

The origins of this practice are based in the Japanese philosophy of Bushido; "The way of the warrior". The ancient code of Bushido emphasises a lifestyle of loyalty, honor, obedience, duty, and sacrifice.

Much like this original school of thought, Broshido is a dying tradition. It has been overrun by modern male ideology of pride, selfishness and peacocking.

“Mike walked away when his brother’s hot, drunk ex-girlfriend tried to hit on him. Truly he is a master of Broshido.”.

“Dave saw that his friend was interested in the girl he was talking to. Without hesitation Dave introduced her to his friend and walked off into the night. There was no easy one night stand for Dave that evening, however, his legend was woven into the fabric of the universe.”.

Broshido by Vedi March 26, 2011

broverdone 

current status of the use of 'bro' and its variants in neologisms

Bro this, bro that, bro the other -- the whole bro thing is broverdone.

broverdone by Figleaf23 July 18, 2013

Broseiden

King of the Brocean.

Also:
Father of Brodysseus.

Whoa man, I thought MY dad hated me, then I read about Broseiden in Bromer's The Brodyssey.

Broseiden by Kev Dog Jones October 14, 2011