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Bribesmaid
A bridesmaid who, upon learning that she's in the running for the position of Maid of Honour, begins to schmooze to tip the odds in her favour. This could include flattery, doing favours, buying gifts and other general ass-kissing.
Alvin: "What's with Mary? She never has time for me anymore"
Toni: "That's because she's too busy being Kate's bribesmaid"
Alvin: "Oh man, not again"
Toni: "That's because she's too busy being Kate's bribesmaid"
Alvin: "Oh man, not again"
Bribesmaid by just like honey October 7, 2015
Brezel
Brezel by Maybe𝓟𝓻𝔃𝓮𝓶𝔂𝓼𝔀𝓪𝔀 May 26, 2021
Princess Bride
Princess Bride by lostminnesotan May 2, 2010
Pussy Bribe
I delightfully accepted the pussy bribe, but when she made me pay for dinner too, I cockslapped her, only to be completely embarrassed when she pussyslapped me through a table.
Pussy Bribe by Jackattack13 September 30, 2010
bridezilla
One ridiculous spoiled bitch that thinks she is the center of the universe, just because her "show" (the wedding) is 18 months from now. Everyone else in the world has to drop everything and come running in this prime-donna's mind. The marriage will not last more than a couple of years,if the groom to be is lucky.
"Man, get a load of that bridezilla. We should warn him that he will never have another blow job after getting married."
bridezilla by running out of patience February 12, 2008
bridezilla
Bridezillas are a new breed of soon-to-wed women who abuse the idea that weddings are their "day." They terrorize their bridal party and family members, make greedy demands and break all rules of etiquette, to insure that they are the single most important person on the planet from the time they are engaged to the time they are married.
bridezilla by jomama angiedad January 15, 2007
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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