1. Performance of or skill in performing magic or conjuring tricks with the breasts; sleight of hand.

2. To use one's breasts, cleavage, or nipples to distract or disorient others in an act of deceitful cleverness.

1. She used breastidigitation to pull a rabbit out of her bra.

2. She used breastidigitation to get out of a speeding ticket.

breastidigitation by caving311 September 28, 2009

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Theory of Breastitivity

A theory derived from the notion that both male and female beings have an eternal fascination and attraction to the female's breasts, no matter the being's sexual orientation.

Male- "Wow, you have got some swell tits."
Female- "Wow, I do have got some swell tits."
Profesor- "That's the Theory of Breastitivity.

Theory of Breastitivity by mhm jharty September 21, 2011

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breasticles

Breasts which, at one time, were very large but have become saggy, thus resembling testicles.

"Don't let your mom on the trampoline! She'll beat herself to death with those breasticles!"

breasticles by HairFarmer January 18, 2008

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Breasticles

A prolific ancient Greek physician practicing somewhere between 480-430BC, noted for his thorough anatomical studies of the mammary glands. His contributions to the field of anatomy are incalculable; men the world over have benefited from his unyielding attempts to demystify this most recognized symbol of the female form.
He is also recognized for generating the first public debates surrounding medical malpractice. In his later years, his academic interest gave way to obscene obsession.

Socrates: Know thyself.

Breasticles: Know thy breasts, my good friend.

Breasticles by DrPedicus April 18, 2010

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