Breasticide 

Short word for ''Breast Cancer Death'', when a woman dies of breast cancer

My ex wife was a victim of Breasticide

Breasticide by 426911 March 22, 2023

Breastitude 

The amplitude of a wamen's bouncing breasts.

Arthur - "Did you see how that babes tits were bouncing"
Gerald - "Yeah man, she had a large breastitude for sure"

Breastitude by TeeeeeeeeeeJaaaaaaaaaay October 24, 2018

beauticide

All girls inevitably commit the self-destructive act of beauti-cide. Deciding to throw caution to the wind, and ignore the input of the opposite sex, women will eventually take matters into their own hands and perform a visual downgrading to their own looks.

Egged on by other already shitty looking friends, the hot girl will sooner or later, cut off her hair, add bangs, or start doing her makeup like shit. It’s inevitable and when it occurs, the woman makes a land speed record from hot –to- Not.

The most common occurrences come when a woman somehow convinces her self that short mousy hair is hotter than her long hair. Men all over the earth know this to be a myth, but men are powerless to stop the beauti-cide pheonomenon. What women don’t often understand, is that cutting your hair short, or cutting bangs makes their ass get fatter instantly.

The girls attractiveness and ability to attract males instantly drops by 20%.

Somehow, other women still encourage their peers into this masochistic act and the women blindly follow like lemmings off the cliff from sexy, to mom’sville. It appears all someone needs to say is “your fabulous” like some bizarre entry into a sex-and-the city set; and women will willfully destroy their beauty. Like a rebellious angry teenager they just piss on their sexiness for no apparent benefit other than to be true to their nature: bitches.

Guy1: "Hey, did Crystal’s ass balloon overnight?”

Guy2:“no dude, she committed beauticide and cut her hair short"
Guy1:“really its amazing how much fatter she is now”
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Guy1: "Jim, what happened to your girlfriend? "
Jim:“her friends convinced her to commit beauticide; I can’t date women with bangs, bangs look like shit and everyone knows their bitches”
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Guy1: Dude, I never knew she had cankles.

Guy2: I know they appeared to grow over night after she committed beauticide.

beauticide by Lascivious April 19, 2010

breasticles 

The rounded organs situated on a female chest. They come in many shapes and sizes and are often used for persuasion.

Look at the breasticles on her!

breasticles by Dan Tutty March 4, 2004

breasticles 

Breasts which, at one time, were very large but have become saggy, thus resembling testicles.

"Don't let your mom on the trampoline! She'll beat herself to death with those breasticles!"

breasticles by HairFarmer January 18, 2008

Breasticles 

A prolific ancient Greek physician practicing somewhere between 480-430BC, noted for his thorough anatomical studies of the mammary glands. His contributions to the field of anatomy are incalculable; men the world over have benefited from his unyielding attempts to demystify this most recognized symbol of the female form.
He is also recognized for generating the first public debates surrounding medical malpractice. In his later years, his academic interest gave way to obscene obsession.

Socrates: Know thyself.

Breasticles: Know thy breasts, my good friend.

Breasticles by DrPedicus April 18, 2010

breasticles 

(rhymes with testicles)
breasts that, with age, have come to sag down to the groin region.

Sure Madonna looks like she's in great shape, but if she lost the boulder-holders, her breasticles would become apparent.

breasticles by knifewounds January 16, 2009