Brantch 

When you go to eat brunch with your friends, but you really just need to rant instead.

Person 1: What happened, I thought you really needed to rant to me today?
Person 2: Sorry I ran out of time. Let's do brunch soon.

Person 1: Oh so you mean brantch? Yeah let's set it up.

Brantch by MMZMTS January 28, 2019

Branch Drumphidian

Cult of Trump Defending Trump MAGA KAG Keep America Great Trump Orange Orange Messiah PresidentDrumph 2020

A Branch Drumphidian will defend their Orange Messiah no matter what; they will follow him into the depths of hell

Branch Drumphidian by BluesChicago June 20, 2018

special investigation branch 

The undercover investigative element of the British Royal Military Police. An organisation that is supposed to blend into the wider military community to mirror the effect that CID provide to civil police. In reality it is populated by a bunch of barely literate mouth breathers who spend all day taking screenshots of Facebook and being outsmarted by even the slowest witted squaddie. Most likely military group to be Swingers.

In Special Investigation Branch office:
SIB: "Look sunshine, we know you did it, confess or else"
Perp: "I didn't do it"
SIB: "Oh, you sure? Well, you'd better get out of here, we'll be watching you"
Perp: "L8rs"

special investigation branch by Bumsnorkler March 15, 2019

Monkey Branching 

Getting your next relationship set up before dumping your current S/O. Generally involves cheating (at least emotionally) on your current partner with the intended future partner. Refers to playing on the monkeybars, where you don't let go of the first bar until you've grabbed on the second.

Bill: "Well, your brother just sent the Save The Dates for his third marriage - they haven't even finalized the divorce yet!"

Joe: "Yeah, the monkey branching SOB did the same for his second marriage as well - all his relationships 'overlap,' if ya know what I mean."

OR

Joe: "Sue and I decided to try an open relationship."

Bill: "I dunno, sounds like she's monkey branching to her *next* relationship."

Monkey Branching by Mai Ainsel March 25, 2022

Broken Branch

A term used to imply the broken branch of one's ancestry tree. Can be used for any cases of miscegenation, though more popular in cases of Asian women and non Asian men.

*Notices mixed race couple in photo on Twitter*
"Broken branch, grandparent cry."

Broken Branch by George Goldberg October 22, 2019

BRANCH DRUMPHIDIANS 

Branch Drumphidians - The cult of Trump. He proclaimed to "love the poorly educated" - well they are sticking with him.

A Branch Drumphidian will always defend their Orange Messiah. They will follow him into the depths of hell.

Trump has been impeached twice, has two criminal indictments and 37 Federal charges but a Branch Drumphidian will still defend him. Oh, those brainwashed Branch Drumphidians.

BRANCH DRUMPHIDIANS by 1963BigBro1963 June 13, 2023

long branch high school 

Its a school were the teachers care more about your uniform then your education. The "bathroom" is now the juul room, especially with the freshman/sophomores. You can't trust no one in this school. If your looking for a cute, loyal, caring boy/girl, its very rare to find one here. One good thing about this school are the parties, how everybody had a pen or juul, and the tea

"Lets go to long branch and fish for hoes"

"Especially near long branch high school, I hear everyone comes out high"

long branch high school by idkheyyy February 17, 2019