branched
when your smashed out of your mind
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branched
When someone starts a topic, that has little or nothing to do with the main conversation.
Often moves away from the center of the main conversation.
Often moves away from the center of the main conversation.
Person 1: I recently had a really bad car crash... my whole car is wrecked.
Person 2: Man i think my social anxieties really causes an issue for me.
Person 1: I mean that sucks man but you just branched the conversation.
Person 2: Man i think my social anxieties really causes an issue for me.
Person 1: I mean that sucks man but you just branched the conversation.
branched by Karl Phoenix November 17, 2021
Blanched
To be completely belligerent or inebriated as a result of consuming too much alcohol. This word is used to describe drunkenness for two reasons. 1) The word itself just sounds like it means shit faced. 2) The actual meaning of the word defines a cooking method in which food is dunked in hot, then cold water to loosen the skin. The metaphor being, saturating something in liquid unit it changes.
Blanched
To lose an election as an incumbent by a large amount. A reference to Blanche Lincoln's landslide loss in the 2010 Arkansas Senate Election
Blanched by Jon Tester October 20, 2019
blanched
Stoner 1: "dude, lets get blanched later"
Stoner 2: "man im already blanched outta my mind"
Stoner 1: "k so meet you in 10 minutes?"
Stoner 2: "Fuck yea man, im gonna get so fucking blanched now"
Stoner 2: "man im already blanched outta my mind"
Stoner 1: "k so meet you in 10 minutes?"
Stoner 2: "Fuck yea man, im gonna get so fucking blanched now"
blanched by blanchedking February 22, 2009
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