branching
Branching- The act of cutting random tree branches from random houses and placing them on people’s doorsteps. Optional: Add a fake love letter with cheesy tree branch joke
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Branching
A close cousin to ghosting, branching is the act of someone not texting back or contacting for a period then extending a “branch” to get back in the game
Chad just messaged me after leaving me on read for a week. Whatever, I don’t have time for him to be branching me
Branching by Morningdew88 April 25, 2021
Branching
Two people who share a secret long term deeply committed personal/intimate/loving relationship while simultaneously living a completely public loving family life with their primary spouse/partner and probably children…
James and Addie’s secret relationship continued branching, all the while James and Beth publicly flourished as a traditional family.
Branching by anonymous submission 2022 May 27, 2022
Branching
Two people who share a secret long term deeply committed personal/intimate/loving relationship while simultaneously living a completely public loving family life with their primary spouse/partner and probably children...
James and Addie's secret relationship continued branching, all the while James and Beth publicly flourished as a traditional family.
Branching by anonymous submission 2022 July 13, 2022
Branching
Branching is a skill in the VR game Gorilla Tag which involves jumping between tree branch to tree branch.
Branching Tree
When a man or woman(if they are in to that)
inserts a closed fist into a woman's vagina. Once the vagina has been fully penetrated the man or woman slowly opens his/her fist resembling blooming blossoms on a tree in the spring time.
inserts a closed fist into a woman's vagina. Once the vagina has been fully penetrated the man or woman slowly opens his/her fist resembling blooming blossoms on a tree in the spring time.
My girlfriend screamed when i introduced her to the branching tree. Maybe it was because i didn't trim my fingernails.
Branching Tree by Dan Schweddy February 24, 2009
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