Brandonite

A man with an extremely inflated ego who thinks he can pull any women but is often 5’7 and shorter.

Girl #1: Dude, that brandonite was all over me and made me kiss him!
Girl #2: Gross, he is such a brandonite he’s literally shorter than you.

by giardonite August 31, 2022

BrandontheLover

The hottest motherfucker you'll see. He cosplayed as Sniper mask AND Chrollo he's so fucking hot. Though, that bitch doesn't clean his mirror right, shit still be looking dirty as hell. But I still love his fine ass.

Person 1: omfg is that BrandontheLover?

Person 2: Omg yes bitch he's so fine

Person 3: Still got a dirty ass mirror though

by Késhuan April 30, 2021

Brandontistical

To be as egotistical as Brandon; to brag about their Fortnite skill

Man you are being so Brandontistical lately.

by InfoManOfTruth December 20, 2018

Brandonius

Brandonius is the French-Indochinese Discord Moderator known as Antipope Lord Brandonius on the Cathoholicism Instagram page’s Discord Server called CATHOHOLICISM. Cathoholicism is owned by Brian Patrick Edwards author of Stork and Shriving Place. Brandonius is moderator in order to secure peace and compliance with the rules of the server. He engages in various pre-1955 activities in the Discord server such as vespers and bed-time stories prayed as pre-1955 vespers.

I really like praying pre-1955 vespers with Brandonius

by cathoho enjoyer July 6, 2022

Bransonite

Adj to one: organizes, operates, and assumes the risk for a business venture

Synonym to Entrepreneurial with out the ridiculously highly unnecessarily complicated word pronunciation

Anti-kryptonite to modern day superman

"He demonstrates great bransonite qualities to pursue new business ventures"

by drswag February 19, 2013

Bannonite

Noun. Disciple of the Dark Lord, Steve Bannon,

And Lo, I stood upon the mound and witnessed below the Bannonites in worship of their deity. At his left stood a Lustful, Orange Demon. Inscribed upon its forehead the name, BIGLY. On his right, a homophobic, woman hating piece of white bread slathered in mayonnaise. The unholy trinity ravaged the land of America with through the aid of a maleficent witch whose mouth knew not the taste of truth, Hellianne Conway.

by HeartlesSv420 March 3, 2017

Bannonites

Cult of personality and billionaire ultra-orthodox conservative Steve Bannon's pseudo-Christian pseudo-ecumenical following he has accrued through fear-mongering, Christ ransoming, and illusions of support from within the Vatican and other reputable support since 2011. Probably not coincidentally, The Camp of the Saints (Le Camp des Saints), a 1973 French novel by Jean Raspail, noted as an inspiration by the future dictator, almost forty years after its initial publication, returned to the bestseller list in 2011. Bannon uses the book to grow new poor white under-informed population that the destruction of Western civilization by dark-skinned foreigners is inevitable. This is shown in Steven's address to "rogue" Vatican members, one who was dismissed from a high position, which emphasized: the one true God is white and condones and rewards the smite of "darky". They know when Trump falls like the German predecessor to Hitler, the Bannonite youth will fill the vacuum and usher the new way for Bannon and his camp of Christian soldiers.

The Bannonites had a foothold in Rome until the Pope got word of the decent and had their righteous heads lopped off.

by bannonschristianwarrior March 16, 2017