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Brandonite 

A man with an extremely inflated ego who thinks he can pull any women but is often 5’7 and shorter.
Girl #1: Dude, that brandonite was all over me and made me kiss him!
Girl #2: Gross, he is such a brandonite he’s literally shorter than you.
Brandonite by giardonite August 31, 2022
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BrandontheLover 

The hottest motherfucker you'll see. He cosplayed as Sniper mask AND Chrollo he's so fucking hot. Though, that bitch doesn't clean his mirror right, shit still be looking dirty as hell. But I still love his fine ass.
Person 1: omfg is that BrandontheLover?

Person 2: Omg yes bitch he's so fine

Person 3: Still got a dirty ass mirror though
BrandontheLover by Késhuan April 30, 2021

Brandontistical 

To be as egotistical as Brandon; to brag about their Fortnite skill
Man you are being so Brandontistical lately.
Brandontistical by InfoManOfTruth December 20, 2018

Brandonius 

Brandonius is the French-Indochinese Discord Moderator known as Antipope Lord Brandonius on the Cathoholicism Instagram page’s Discord Server called CATHOHOLICISM. Cathoholicism is owned by Brian Patrick Edwards author of Stork and Shriving Place. Brandonius is moderator in order to secure peace and compliance with the rules of the server. He engages in various pre-1955 activities in the Discord server such as vespers and bed-time stories prayed as pre-1955 vespers.
I really like praying pre-1955 vespers with Brandonius
Brandonius by cathoho enjoyer July 6, 2022

Bransonite 

Adj to one: organizes, operates, and assumes the risk for a business venture

Synonym to Entrepreneurial with out the ridiculously highly unnecessarily complicated word pronunciation

Anti-kryptonite to modern day superman
"He demonstrates great bransonite qualities to pursue new business ventures"
Bransonite by drswag February 19, 2013

Bannonite 

Noun. Disciple of the Dark Lord, Steve Bannon,
And Lo, I stood upon the mound and witnessed below the Bannonites in worship of their deity. At his left stood a Lustful, Orange Demon. Inscribed upon its forehead the name, BIGLY. On his right, a homophobic, woman hating piece of white bread slathered in mayonnaise. The unholy trinity ravaged the land of America with through the aid of a maleficent witch whose mouth knew not the taste of truth, Hellianne Conway.
Bannonite by HeartlesSv420 March 3, 2017

Bannonites 

Cult of personality and billionaire ultra-orthodox conservative Steve Bannon's pseudo-Christian pseudo-ecumenical following he has accrued through fear-mongering, Christ ransoming, and illusions of support from within the Vatican and other reputable support since 2011. Probably not coincidentally, The Camp of the Saints (Le Camp des Saints), a 1973 French novel by Jean Raspail, noted as an inspiration by the future dictator, almost forty years after its initial publication, returned to the bestseller list in 2011. Bannon uses the book to grow new poor white under-informed population that the destruction of Western civilization by dark-skinned foreigners is inevitable. This is shown in Steven's address to "rogue" Vatican members, one who was dismissed from a high position, which emphasized: the one true God is white and condones and rewards the smite of "darky". They know when Trump falls like the German predecessor to Hitler, the Bannonite youth will fill the vacuum and usher the new way for Bannon and his camp of Christian soldiers.
The Bannonites had a foothold in Rome until the Pope got word of the decent and had their righteous heads lopped off.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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