brandonitis

when there is someone who is always happy and joyful, and you spend too much time around them, that person begins to absorb your happiness and leave you depressed and unhappy, while that person uses your happiness for themself.

i have brandonitis i think im going to kill myself.

by nikilikilala December 17, 2008

Brandontistical

To be as egotistical as Brandon; to brag about their Fortnite skill

Man you are being so Brandontistical lately.

by InfoManOfTruth December 20, 2018

Brandonius

Brandonius is the French-Indochinese Discord Moderator known as Antipope Lord Brandonius on the Cathoholicism Instagram page’s Discord Server called CATHOHOLICISM. Cathoholicism is owned by Brian Patrick Edwards author of Stork and Shriving Place. Brandonius is moderator in order to secure peace and compliance with the rules of the server. He engages in various pre-1955 activities in the Discord server such as vespers and bed-time stories prayed as pre-1955 vespers.

I really like praying pre-1955 vespers with Brandonius

by cathoho enjoyer July 6, 2022

bransonitis

N. Chronic non-fatal illness proposed to be caused by close contact with an ugly or diseased looking person.

Colloquialism - Originally coined from contracting severe flu from contact with a person named Branson.

"Dude, I have Bransonitis", "Who did you catch that Bransonitis from?"

by dudehigh5 March 31, 2008

brandoneis

To force fellacio on a friend, usually a best friend, while he is sleeping. If the friend wakens, a brandoneiser often times hides his cum guzzling ways by prentending to be 'sleep sucking,' and responding with phrases like, 'what is going on; gross!"

Dude, I fell asleep while watching MTV. When I woke up my buddy was brandoneising me like a wild man. I started to say something, but decided to pretend I was still sleeping so he would finish brandoneising.

by dr.b December 10, 2008

brandoneis

To force felacio on a friend, usually a best friend, while he is sleeping. If the friend wakens, a brandoneiser often times hides his cum guzzling ways by prentending to be 'sleep sucking,' and responding with phrases like, 'what is going on; gross!"

Dude, I fell asleep while watching a video. When I woke up my friend was brandoneising me like no tomorrow!

by dr.b December 9, 2008

Brannonitis

Brannonitis is a medical condition in which a person feels the need to spend money at an alarming rate. Often these people are hard working individuals who have an urge to impulsively make financial decisions in which most cases they over pay for products. Most products they purchase are not needed.

Man, that guy spends a lot of money, he must have brannonitis

by Barry Lannon June 6, 2017