Branché

Hipstaa; plugged-in!

Le branché shop at Urban Outfitters and discover their literature section contains all too many books that teach us more terms that mean 'hip'.

Branché by marzgueritte January 6, 2011

vielle branche 

A very good friends
An old branch.

ça va vielle Branche ? Dude, are you o.k?
vielle branche je taime` = love you guy.

vielle branche by NAVDAV November 23, 2010

Branch Drumphidian

Cult of Trump Defending Trump MAGA KAG Keep America Great Trump Orange Orange Messiah PresidentDrumph 2020

A Branch Drumphidian will defend their Orange Messiah no matter what; they will follow him into the depths of hell

Branch Drumphidian by BluesChicago June 20, 2018

special investigation branch 

The undercover investigative element of the British Royal Military Police. An organisation that is supposed to blend into the wider military community to mirror the effect that CID provide to civil police. In reality it is populated by a bunch of barely literate mouth breathers who spend all day taking screenshots of Facebook and being outsmarted by even the slowest witted squaddie. Most likely military group to be Swingers.

In Special Investigation Branch office:
SIB: "Look sunshine, we know you did it, confess or else"
Perp: "I didn't do it"
SIB: "Oh, you sure? Well, you'd better get out of here, we'll be watching you"
Perp: "L8rs"

special investigation branch by Bumsnorkler March 15, 2019

Cate Blanchett 

Cate Blanchett, the 2 time Oscar winner and the milf you somehow fell inlove with while watching Ocean's 8 or Thor Ragnarok and now you can't seem to stop watching all the movies that has her in it and have internal gay panics when you see a hint of her in any the movie.

"Have you watched the new movie with Cate Blanchett in it?, she looks so beautiful oh my god I cant even ewubfiaushfbwjonokdnwaamsxxcklmejoihqa0huofessojes"
"no.... but are you ok?"

Cate Blanchett by MichiyaYu August 16, 2021

Monkey Branching 

Getting your next relationship set up before dumping your current S/O. Generally involves cheating (at least emotionally) on your current partner with the intended future partner. Refers to playing on the monkeybars, where you don't let go of the first bar until you've grabbed on the second.

Bill: "Well, your brother just sent the Save The Dates for his third marriage - they haven't even finalized the divorce yet!"

Joe: "Yeah, the monkey branching SOB did the same for his second marriage as well - all his relationships 'overlap,' if ya know what I mean."

OR

Joe: "Sue and I decided to try an open relationship."

Bill: "I dunno, sounds like she's monkey branching to her *next* relationship."

Monkey Branching by Mai Ainsel March 25, 2022

Broken Branch

A term used to imply the broken branch of one's ancestry tree. Can be used for any cases of miscegenation, though more popular in cases of Asian women and non Asian men.

*Notices mixed race couple in photo on Twitter*
"Broken branch, grandparent cry."

Broken Branch by George Goldberg October 22, 2019