Bowdan

The typical owner of a Stedman's V&S store. Usually mumbles and pressures you into buying cheap and unwanted shitty products. Has unsightly hair loss problem and thick plastic glasses. His best friend/lover is Raymond, the guy that works the front end of Beckers. Resides in the town of Southampton, Ontario.

Hey, ya want some stickers? we got some new choca bars, some new CD's, we got that Britney Spears, ah yayaya, we got some board games u kno, some wal mart clothes."

Bowdan by Raymond February 3, 2004

mind-bogdanning 

mind-bogdanning (mind-BOG · dan · ing). 1. Adj. To be in a state of complete incomprehension and bewilderment, usually in response to liberal hypocrisy or something BJ (left fielder for Infidels Softball) has said or done. 2. A state of awe when BJ informs you of his financial position. Only effective on weak-minded and horny females that can’t remember the last time they had any cock, so they’ll settle for anything.

“Ted Kennedy’s position to raise minimum wages to $10 an hour is completely mind-bogdanning.”

“It is mind-bogdanning that BJ missed the cutoff man again on the relay to third base.”

“It wasn’t the alcohol, she was mind-bogdanned when he said how much his 401k is worth.”

Verb. “BJ totally mind-bogdanned her as he casually mentioned his GS-15 status within the federal government.”

mind-bogdanning by 84 Cavalier October 19, 2008

Bogdan's Law 

In the PC game, Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, when one player has low health, a high health player, usually with an AWP(sniper rifle), switch weapons with each other, to give the low health player a 1-shot, 1-kill opportunity. Usually carried out when the team with the hurt player has a 1 or more man advantage, allowing the higher-health player to take battles.

Can be referred to as Bogdan, Bogdan's Law, Bogdan's.

Mike: "I'm 1hp, Bogdan me"
John: *Drops AWP, picks up AK-47*

or

Mike: "I'm hurt. Bogdan's Law?"
John: "sure." *Drops AWP, picks up Mike's weapon*

Bogdan's Law by MajorSer April 2, 2017

Bowman Out 

To Bowman Out, is to fully (or partially) commit to an idea and/or event and predictably back-out last minute.

Dude, Don't Bowman Out on us!

Bowman Out by DubCeeDictionary December 31, 2011

Bogdana 

The best person in the entire world; talking to her will make all of your problems go away and put you in a permanent mindstate of nirvana and peace. She is the cutest person in existence while also simultaneously being extremely hot. Her drive is completely unmatched in the world; she's been through the worst and continues to strive on and reminds me that there's time to change. I would hope that everyone meets a Bogdana in their life, but she's one of a kind and will never be nearly replicated.

Bogdana, will you marry me?

Bogdana by toadstool69 March 17, 2021

Bobdan 

Bobdan is a thick queen of Bobland and is a tyrant. He is a narcissist but is also very kind to his Slaves and followers. Bobdan has a castle built of cotton candy and is a large sweetooth. It all started when Bobdan was feeling down and wanted a capsule of chocolate chickens, but then a pear grew out of his belly button, so that is how Bobdan decided to become a Queen. Although the title was never given to him, he took it. The real gender of Bobdan is still a humanity secret and is a mystery to all. Bobdan also sees rainbows in his mind and he has a very cool BUTTler named Roma. And Roma has at least two fingers on each hand. He is also called a fly. While he also works as the Nani, the secretary and the commander in chief. Bobdan has a communist country and named it after himself. He also likes pink. Nobody knows this yet but he actually has a plastic butt, but shhhh....anyhow Bob is a very interesting persona.

Hail my Bobdan the queen.

May you live a thousand years and longer and be an old old hag with a stick.

Bobdan by Dani Linash May 22, 2021

Bogdanovic method 

Named after the famous professor, Dr. Bogdanovic, who made millions off of this method; the Bogdanovic method is used to guarantee you to walk away with casino earnings after playing hours at the roulette table. The method is implemented as follows:
1. Start with a lot of money/chips.
2. Bet low (like $1) on one color (black or red).
3. Continue to bet $1 on that same color every time you win.
4. Double your bet on that color every time you lose.
5. Walk away with money gained in your pocket at the end of the night.

Dude 1: Man, I lost 50 bucks tonight playing blackjack. How'd you do?
Dude 2: I'm up $60 on roulette, but I've been here for 3 hours.
Dude 1: Ah...Bogdanovic method.

Bogdanovic method by yourewelcomegambler August 25, 2013