Raymond's definitions

Toothpick Spliff

A toothpick spliff is a smaller than usual joint in circumference not in length.

I didnt have much pot left so all my joints are Toothpick Spliffs

by Raymond May 13, 2005

carpetmuncher

my fucking gay ass room mate

my fucking roommate, stephanie, is a carpetmuncher. i caught her with her great grandmother

by raymond January 10, 2004

Flare

Webhost --- Free --- Awesome --- need I say more?

Can I have webhosting Flare

by Raymond December 1, 2003

c walk

the movement of the feet and heads to tell people you are from crips and to represent your hood.

westside connection and snoop dogg does the crip walk to tell where they from they may not be from it now but they use to be.

by Raymond April 21, 2003

Bowdan

The typical owner of a Stedman's V&S store. Usually mumbles and pressures you into buying cheap and unwanted shitty products. Has unsightly hair loss problem and thick plastic glasses. His best friend/lover is Raymond, the guy that works the front end of Beckers. Resides in the town of Southampton, Ontario.

Hey, ya want some stickers? we got some new choca bars, some new CD's, we got that Britney Spears, ah yayaya, we got some board games u kno, some wal mart clothes."

by Raymond February 3, 2004

fucked up

Totally screwed up!

His face was a complete mess! It was totally fucked up!

by raymond October 20, 2003

smurf turf

name given to Boise State University's blue colored footbal turf.

some teams use the smurf turf as an excuse to rationalize their poor performance.

by Raymond October 6, 2004