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Preposterous boast, but alas 

Replacement for “weird flex but ok” because it’s overused
Random person: “I didn’t lose my virginity because I don’t take L’s.”
Me: “Preposterous boast, but alas.”
Related Words
Bouas bouasone noor bouasla Bouse boast Borås bogasm boasted boastuous boase

boastagram 

those offensive,gag inducing and "unreadable" seasonal letters sent out to tell the world how great you and your family are doing
Unfortunately, every Christmas my uncle sends us a boastagram with the latest on his kid's successes
boastagram by sheila in the car October 31, 2008

Nicol Bolas 

The most badass card in Magic: The Gathering. You better watch out because if he gets put in the game, you're basically gonna get man-o-f*cked.
Player 1:And I tap that to play Nicol Bolas!

Player 2:Oh shit I'm screwed...
Nicol Bolas by MTGKING456 August 2, 2012
Can be used to replace any word in the dictionary or urban dictionary but is commonly referred to as Marijuana. Can also just be blurted out to end an awkward silence or just because you want to.
Yo man you got some bud?
Yea i've got some boursh.

The boursh the boursh the boursh is on fire!
Boursh by Sam of Sams Heads January 26, 2012
Orgasm caused by wasting money in the hippest way possible.

How you pronounce it depends on your economic status.
An open-air tapas bar on top of a skyscraper? And the bathroom faucet streams Pellegrino? I...I just had a bougasm.

Girl #1: He made my legs shake, the best bougasm I've ever had.
Girl #2: You mean orgasm.
Girl #1: No, we used Courvoisier for lubricant.
Girl #2: Ah.
Bougasm by Jason Gudasz January 13, 2014

Pulling a Bolas 

The act of agreeing to participate in a social event with friends and then canceling with little or no notice immediately prior to the event.

"Pulling a bolas" is often performed by not answering your phone and, after two rings, sending the call to voicemail. It is also often accomplished by proffering obvious lies as to why the person cannot participate in the social activity (e.g., "I need to clean my room").

The reasons for "Pulling a Bolas" can differ from person to person, but often include the following: XBox, self pleasuring activities, and the need for excessive "alone" time.
1.) "Hey, I know he said he'd be coming over tonight, but he just called and said he was too tired from looking at apartments with his girlfriend. I can't believe he's pulling a bolas again."

2.) "He just pulled a bolas on me. I called to see if he was still coming out tonight. Two rings and straight to voicemail."
Pulling a Bolas by Ajax the Cat February 22, 2010