Basically these are collector items in the vein of Pokemon Cards and Magic Cards, but predates all card based collectables. Like magic and pokemon cards, baseball cards contain statistics, but unlike magic and pokemon cards, the players with which these statistics refer to are real and not imaginary like players dipicted in magic and pokemon, which are made up to serve gaming purposes. Thus, baseball cards are not gaming cards and serve only to amuse and pleasure those who love baseball and their players (See keedon, baseball).

That damn keedon got so obsessed with getting that Ken Griffey Jr. baseball card that he flunked his midterms and got me to do his homework. Damn him and his obsession with baseball cards!!! (See keedon).

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Lauren's basement

Jeremy Shada is trapped here.
Probably Steven Yeun too.

Help them.
You most likely won't understand this unless you're Voltron trash

"Did Jeremy finally get out of Lauren's basement?"
"I think she only let him out for that interview, but he still revealed klance to be canon for the 58618283234th time"

Lauren's basement by Deathlysilence January 20, 2018

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Lag city in the basement

When your lagging your ass off so bad in a game of chel that it’s unplayable.

Kevin “Dude this game is so fucking choppy!”
Stevie “Man it’s lag city in the basement.”
Kevin “facts dude we would have like 4 more goals if we weren’t in the basement.”

Lag city in the basement by Stevieboy1129 May 5, 2020

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based retard

Someone so retarded that they create a humorous or good situation purely on accident.

Tom: Bob drove drunk and ended up slamming into that shitty modern art statue.
Bill: Based retard.

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Play Baseball

To freebase cocaine.

Made famous during the legendary "Sister Christian" drug den scene in the movie "Boogie Nights."

Alfred Molina gives one of the best performances of his career as doped up drug dealer/party animal, Rahad Jackson.

Rahad Jackson: "You guys want to play baseball?" (As he's freebasing some cocaine by the bar)

Dirk Diggler: "No" (looking nervous)

Reed Rothchild: "No thank you" (looking nervous)

Play Baseball by Best Scene Ever February 4, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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