A derogatory term used as a form of retarded yet somewhat more retarded than usual. Word derived from the show "Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo" which was a show on cartoon network. If you look at the wiki on bo AKA (Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo) you will most likely see why this term is used.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.