Binometer 

Measures the maximum amount of time an individual can spend grooming and preening in a public restroom before arousing suspicion

Man, Dinino blew the top off the binometer! He must have spent 20 minutes feathering his hair in the restroom today.

Binometer by Furry Trout December 15, 2009

Bantometer 

Measures the level of banter or 'bants' in the room

Stephen: your momma fat
Steven: at least my momma didn't leave me
Stephen: dude that bant is off the bantometer, too far man too far

Bantometer by Mr BigG April 22, 2015

Best Barometer 

This is a synonym for a penis in porn films. It is derived from the ability of an experienced penis and its experienced user to determine the suitability of a vagina, breast, anus or in fact any other body part for fucking or coital relations.

Typically the barometer functions by being slapped or thrust vigorously through or against the body part under test.

"My penis is the best barometer. The best test of a good tit!"

Best Barometer by Azbo The Great! March 10, 2017

Shit Barometer 

Instrument used to measure the shit pressure in the atmosphere. Used to anticipate a shit storm and potential influx of shit hawks; whom may either spread their shit or swoop down and take humans away to the shit nest.

"Do you know what a shit barometer is bubs?" "It measures the shit pressure in the atmosphere" "Your ears will implode from the shit pressure"

Shit Barometer by Stall101 October 29, 2009

bogometer 

Noun: Imaginary device used to measure the bogosity of a piece of information or information container.

That speech by the president pegged my bogometer.

Dude, my bogometer's in the red, I don't believe a word of it!

bogometer by Snullbug December 1, 2004

brometer 

a brometer is a measuring device used to gauge the level of one's "bro-ness"

Damn bro, your brometer must be off the charts!

brometer by Yaegerbro June 13, 2011

Bopometer 

A device that uses the latest dick-sucking technology to compile an analyzed composition of various reviews of bopular related interactions of a female, usually taken from corresponding males twitter accounts. #theartofbeingbopular

"I wasn't sure if I was gonna take Keyasha out for dinner, but then I saw her Bopometer stats were off the chart, so that bitch got mah dick for dessert".

Bopometer by theartofbeingbopular April 30, 2011