Imaginary

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something you wish for that isn't really there.

Dude: Hey,where is your car?
Other Guy: What car? Yeah,uh,had a little accident...now all I have is my imaginary car.
Dude: Wow,that sucks,guess that makes two of us.

Imaginary by NikkySeay June 26, 2008

Words you can keep

Imaginary

The state of my girlfriend

Imaginary: You know your girlfriend is when she says you're right

Imaginary by FrozenLlamaPro December 29, 2014

imaginary

this is a slur that only made up/imaginary people may use or refer. refrain from speaking or writing this word and be conscious that it offends many, thankyou

"man, I'm sick of being imaginary," said your girlfriend

imaginary by camerup August 27, 2020

Imaginary

Redheads ( that is all that needs to be said )

Redheads are imaginary

Imaginary by SAMURAI_Ty November 29, 2022

Imaginary

Imaginary is a word describing something that does'nt exist, yet is commonly spoke about.

I have an imaginary girlfriend!

Imaginary by Hi my name is gary September 7, 2021

imaginary girlfriend syndrome

A condition in which a friendzoned guy begins to treat one of his female friends as a girlfriend, by being overbearing and overprotective around her

Jon: Hey, do you know why Bill was so mad at me when I told him I was spending time with our mutual friend Alice?
Phil: No idea... sounds like an imaginary girlfriend syndrome though!

imaginary girlfriend syndrome by protomorphius January 29, 2012

Imaginary Lat Syndrome

Imaginary Lat Syndrome is a common case of someone, typically a male, who believes they are rather muscular when in reality this isn't the case. Those with Imaginary Lat Syndrome can typically be seen walking uncomfortably while flaring their small lat muscles and tensing their arms in an attempt to look "jacked." In reality, it appears douchey and looks like a toothbrush has been shoved up their ass. Manlets are at high risk of falling victim due to overcompensation reasons.

imaginary lat syndrome manlets

Imaginary Lat Syndrome by Chazzy22 September 13, 2013

Word of the Day on November 12, 2018

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026