Bongoling 

The act of drunkenly staggering around the city looking for your car, because you can't even remember where you parked, that's how drunk you are.

I heard Stanley was so drunk, he spent the whole night bongoling before falling asleep outside the grocery store.

Bongoling by Lemonade141 December 2, 2019

Boingloings 

A pseudonym for testicles, as first coined by Adventure Time character Ice King.

"Look fellas, over there! Someone got hit in the boingloings. The boingloings. Hit in the boingloings."

Boingloings by UberNinjaNerd October 28, 2013

dick bonging 

During a blow job, it's the act of taking a hot load directly down the throat without touching the tounge.

My girlfriend said she hated the taste of cum. So I said, "try a little dick bonging honey."

dick bonging by _kris10 May 2, 2015

Bongalong 

A proclamation used to define or state the use of, or intended use, of a water pipe or "Bong."

"HARK! coincidentally the time is 4:20 ........BONGALONG!"

-also used in a similar context as "bang a rang"

Bongalong by Kings Mcman November 30, 2007

Bongolicious 

adj.

1. having particularly tasty or noteworthy bongo beats

2. having or pertaining to bongos

"Daddy-O, that bongo jam is pretty bongolicious; can you dig?"

Bongolicious by fred4565 July 26, 2009

Bongleing

The act of pooping, while masturbating, similar to a blumkin without the help.

You've been in there for a long time, you been Bongleing? Ya, It's been a rough week but it's looking up now.

Bongleing by Jeff Tuck February 4, 2012

Bongalongis

Bongalongis is an entity that has been created by purely the human mind. It slowly spread from the original holder of Bongalongis by convincing victims to join the cult/religion. The Bongalongis crisis gets into their vocabularies, pronouns, and soon enough, their identity. Bongalongis victims gradually transform into the curse of Bongalongis. Some witnesses say affected victims start asking you about their opinion of Bongalongis. It starts of as casual, and one might take it as a joke. But, do not, I repeat, do *not* think of it as a joke. Once you get further into the questioning, the Bongalongis disease is able to transfer over to your brain. Said disease approximately takes 5-10 minutes. About 20 minutes is when its full effect takes place. There is no current solution or antidote for Bongalongis. Our only warning is to *stay away from any mention of Bongalongis.* Stay safe out there. Don’t get infected, stay protected.

"Have you heard of Bongalongis?"

"OMG, yeah! My friend was cursed by it."

"How unfortunate!"

Bongalongis by Bongalongis July 11, 2023