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(n) (Usually large) female breasts.
Man, check out the bongos on that heet!
by keyshaw May 12, 2004
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Fighting technique used for many centuries consisting of multiple slaps to the top of the head of your opponent, you are not allowed to hit anywhere else but the top of the head.
Myles and Kaden decided to settle their dispute with a match of Bongo.
by BongoMaster4 July 04, 2020
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A pair of small drums (one slightly larger than the other) normally associated with beatniks. Bongos however, are commonly used in Latin and Afro-Cuban music. If you decide to invest in bongos, be aware that people around you think that they are good at playing them.. this can be fixed by taking your bongos back and hammering a sexy beat with different methods (e.g. slap, muted slap, rim shot, thumb, fingers, etc.)
Bob: Dude, can I see your bongos?
Charles: sure...
(Bob plays a beat with no rhythm, tempo, repetition, etc.)
Bob: Man, I own at this!
Charles: yeah, right...
by thisisnotapseudonym February 09, 2009
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Graphic representation of the reproductive act, or close approximations of said activity.
Alternately known as porn pr0n XXX or Hardcore
Send us your funny websites, but no Bongo or Snuff please
by Team Bongo July 29, 2004
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The act of repeatingly hitting a broken computer or other electronic device that occasionally restores functionality for unknown reasons.
Person 1: my xbox got the red ring of death!
Person 2: try bongos! That always works!
by BigJ25! July 02, 2009
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The confirmation of any said act, failure to complete act will result in a punch in any location. Can't bongo bitches; can't beat girls.
"I'm gonna eat a kilogram of icing!"
"Well fuck"
(He must do said event to avoid punch)
by Bongoshop November 15, 2013
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