Bongalongis is an entity that has been created by purely the human mind. It slowly spread from the original holder of Bongalongis by convincing victims to join the cult/religion. The Bongalongis crisis gets into their vocabularies, pronouns, and soon enough, their identity. Bongalongis victims gradually transform into the curse of Bongalongis. Some witnesses say affected victims start asking you about their opinion of Bongalongis. It starts of as casual, and one might take it as a joke. But, do not, I repeat, do *not* think of it as a joke. Once you get further into the questioning, the Bongalongis disease is able to transfer over to your brain. Said disease approximately takes 5-10 minutes. About 20 minutes is when its full effect takes place. There is no current solution or antidote for Bongalongis. Our only warning is to *stay away from any mention of Bongalongis.* Stay safe out there. Don’t get infected, stay protected.
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Bongalongis is an entity that has been created by purely the human mind. It slowly spread from the original holder of Bongalongis by convincing victims to join the cult/religion. The Bongalongis crisis gets into their vocabularies, pronouns, and soon enough, their identity. Bongalongis victims gradually transform into the curse of Bongalongis. Some witnesses say affected victims start asking you about their opinion of Bongalongis. It starts off as casual, and one might take it as a joke. But, do not, I repeat, do *not* think of it as a joke. Once you get further into the questioning, the Bongalongis disease is able to transfer over to your brain. Said disease approximately takes 5-10 minutes. About 20 minutes is when its full effect takes place. There is no current solution or antidote for Bongalongis. Our only warning is to *stay away from any mention of Bongalongis.* Stay safe out there. Don’t get infected, stay protected.
Bongalongis is an entity that has been created by purely the human mind. It slowly spread from the original holder of Bongalongis by convincing victims to join the cult/religion. The Bongalongis crisis gets into their vocabularies, pronouns, and soon enough, their identity. Bongalongis victims gradually transform into the curse of Bongalongis. Some witnesses say affected victims start asking you about their opinion of Bongalongis. It starts off as casual, and one might take it as a joke. But, do not, I repeat, do *not* think of it as a joke. Once you get further into the questioning, the Bongalongis disease is able to transfer over to your brain. Said disease approximately takes 5-10 minutes. About 20 minutes is when its full effect takes place. There is no current solution or antidote for Bongalongis. Our only warning is to *stay away from any mention of Bongalongis.* Stay safe out there. Don’t get infected, stay protected.
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