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Bongalongis

Bongalongis is an entity that has been created by purely the human mind. It slowly spread from the original holder of Bongalongis by convincing victims to join the cult/religion. The Bongalongis crisis gets into their vocabularies, pronouns, and soon enough, their identity. Bongalongis victims gradually transform into the curse of Bongalongis. Some witnesses say affected victims start asking you about their opinion of Bongalongis. It starts of as casual, and one might take it as a joke. But, do not, I repeat, do *not* think of it as a joke. Once you get further into the questioning, the Bongalongis disease is able to transfer over to your brain. Said disease approximately takes 5-10 minutes. About 20 minutes is when its full effect takes place. There is no current solution or antidote for Bongalongis. Our only warning is to *stay away from any mention of Bongalongis.* Stay safe out there. Don’t get infected, stay protected.
"Have you heard of Bongalongis?"

"OMG, yeah! My friend was cursed by it."

"How unfortunate!"
Bongalongis by Bongalongis July 11, 2023
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Bongalongis

Bongalongis, July 10th, 2023:

Bongalongis is an entity that has been created by purely the human mind. It slowly spread from the original holder of Bongalongis by convincing victims to join the cult/religion. The Bongalongis crisis gets into their vocabularies, pronouns, and soon enough, their identity. Bongalongis victims gradually transform into the curse of Bongalongis. Some witnesses say affected victims start asking you about their opinion of Bongalongis. It starts off as casual, and one might take it as a joke. But, do not, I repeat, do *not* think of it as a joke. Once you get further into the questioning, the Bongalongis disease is able to transfer over to your brain. Said disease approximately takes 5-10 minutes. About 20 minutes is when its full effect takes place. There is no current solution or antidote for Bongalongis. Our only warning is to *stay away from any mention of Bongalongis.* Stay safe out there. Don’t get infected, stay protected.
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Bongalongis by Bongalongis July 12, 2023

Bongalong 

A proclamation used to define or state the use of, or intended use, of a water pipe or "Bong."
"HARK! coincidentally the time is 4:20 ........BONGALONG!"

-also used in a similar context as "bang a rang"
Bongalong by Kings Mcman November 30, 2007

bongologist 

One who studies how to smoke marijuana effectively through any bong. This includes the customs, cultures, and the art of toking.
The bongologist concluded the gravity bong to be highly effective, somewhat crude, but definitely not an urban myth.
bongologist by toothoreo January 16, 2011

bongalong 

noun
extra-long bong that looks retarded af that #420noobs use
ange: lets use that!
yan: no yuck thats a bongalong
ange: yeh tru we arent noobs
bongalong by gucci gorls July 27, 2018

beer bongologist 

someone that knows a hundred different ways for you and them to chug your and everyone else's beer.
Timmy: We need to invite a beer bongologist to this party to show the ladies how to get FUBAR.

Napoleon Bonalongsclong 

Hey I'm 5'4" with a 11 inch penis, they call me "Napoleon Bonalongsclong!"