Bonerbunt

When you slap your boner so hard your balls fly the opposite way.

I hurt my groin after I did my daily bonerbunt.

by xxbassistfreakxx August 7, 2011

Bonerdust

Bonerdust (Boe-Nerr-Dust)

When you get done giving the 'ole bone to the beaver and you forget to wipe off the excess juices so they crusty and next time you get a boner, the crust snaps off and looks like dust

Kid: "Is someone in this room smoking?"
Me: "No, that's just my bonerdust from this morning... sorry bro!"

by Matt Markel July 3, 2009

bonerjustice

Something amazing that happens after a cock block, resulting in something bad happening to the blocker.

Some douchebag stole Michael's date from the club, but he got bonerjustice when she gave that guy the herps.

by Pretzel-time June 26, 2012

bonerboning

when something happens that instantly takes away a boner.

yo i got longshotted with a throwing knife in cod yesterday and i was doin nice too. it was so bonerboning.

by JB177 March 25, 2010

bonerboat

the act of motorboat when applied to a man's erect penis and sometimes ball bag

The other day I walked in and Greg was on his knees bonerboating Matt.

by Lil' Queefy December 22, 2008

bonerpants

girls pants worn by guys(emo kids). given the name for being so tight that it is clearly visable of when the emo kid has a boner. There for they are bonerpants

Ben: haha your wearing bonerpants
Justin: No, im being emo for halloween
Ben: yah but there bonerpants
Justin: well at least im not wearing a bra

by darkblackdove June 11, 2006

bonerbelt

when you forget to wear a belt and have loose pants and your boner holds ur pants up

darn! i forgot my belt. oh well, ill use a bonerbelt

by rahul prasad November 4, 2008