bonerbelt

when you forget to wear a belt and have loose pants and your boner holds ur pants up

darn! i forgot my belt. oh well, ill use a bonerbelt

by rahul prasad November 4, 2008

bonerectus

An unusually erect penis. It is typically painful and the afflicted is brought to the edge of ejaculation but cannot quite attain release. Frequently followed by a severe case of blue balls.

Gordy stated, "I knew I shouldn't have worn these silk boxers today. My dick keeps rubbing against it and it's making me hard."
Fred replied, "I know what you mean. When I wore my wife's underwear to work last week, feeling that silk rub up against my dick, I got a full blown bonerectus. I had to run to the bathroom and beat it off and I still got blue balls from it."
Gordy replied with disgust, "That was you that got that shit allover the toilet seat? Damn, I sat in that. I had fucking pop-tart poop come on and plopped my ass down just in time only to realize I had semen on my mother fucking ass."

by Nutzen YerMouf March 9, 2018

bonerection

hitting an all time high in erections.

man, my boner is so big, No hun that aint no boner, that a bonerection

by jizzle February 4, 2004

boner belt

a belt used to hold in a boner, usually worn at all times around the waist.

mr. key made use of his boner belt when his erection knocked out his grandmother.

by pokishimama March 1, 2003

bonerfest

When a bunch of dudes are together at a strip club or a party when they want ass but no chicks. A bunch of guys that get boners together but not because of each other but because of the lack of pussy and the need to hit it.

Dude, last night's party was such a bonerfest. Gay.

by bonerfestlover4234 January 18, 2008

bonerettes

N; (1)During sexual excitement, when a woman's nipples harden. Also occurs when you become cold or just soratically just like when men get boners; (2)female version of a boner.

Man I'm so cold I think I have bonerettes.

by Hott Shittttttttt October 1, 2007

bonerballsanus

When you get an erection and your ballsanus (Aka taint, aka choda) gets hard.

Dude I'm getting turned on... I got this mad urge to stroke my bonerballsanus

by TheMussel December 9, 2007